Tag Archives: Twitchy

‘Be there in 10′: Here’s why Monica Crowley wants to trick-or-treat at Pat Sajak’s

http://twitter.com/#!/hopheadblues/status/528309987039535104 Evidently Pat Sajak’s efforts to class Halloween up a little aren’t going over too well with the local trick-or treaters: If one more ungrateful trick-or-treater complains about the baked brie, I’m turning off lights & not answering door. — Pat Sajak (@patsajak) October 31, 2014 But it all sounds pretty darn good to Monica Crowley: Brie? I'll be there in 10 mins. RT @patsajak If 1 more ungrateful trick-or-treater complains about the baked brie, I’m turning […]

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O-Bam! How do you crush Obama’s ‘selfie wall’ WH with one point? Like this

http://twitter.com/#!/iowahawkblog/status/481062264410079232 Heh. Truth is now stranger than fiction. The “selfie wall’ and lactation room? Oh, they happened. Valerie Jarrett joined in promoting the absurdity as well. http://twitter.com/#!/ConwayCD/status/481065101286338560 Snort. But perhaps the nonsense is apropos? http://twitter.com/#!/markolivo/status/481064496417370112 Bingo. Like its occupant. Related: Not a photoshop: White House signs promote ‘selfie wall,’ ‘lactation room’ [photo] Oh dear: Valerie Jarrett’s TMI tweet, White House selfie wall photo are hurl-worthy Read more: http://twitchy.com/2014/06/23/o-bam-how-do-you-crush-obamas-selfie-wall-white-house-with-one-point-like-this/

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Post a ‘twerking selfie showing sideboob’ and get a ‘personal hug’ from Kennedy

http://twitter.com/#!/KennedyNation/status/408995883837972480 Most annoying word of 2013? Where to begin … http://twitter.com/#!/matthewhurtt/status/408995932823232512 http://twitter.com/#!/xosunshinesoul/status/408997418080808962 Anyone have a pic demonstrating all three? There’s a hug in it for you from the Fox Business host and ex-MTV VJ. http://twitter.com/#!/KennedyNation/status/408998717862076416 Heh. What could go wrong? Read more: http://twitchy.com/2013/12/07/post-a-twerking-selfie-showing-sideboob-and-get-a-personal-hug-from-kennedy/

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‘Dear God no!’ Hillary’s attempt to make up with Obama is beyond parody

http://twitter.com/#!/JonahNRO/status/499522584627929088 Wait, what? Hmm. This sounds Clinton-esque. http://twitter.com/#!/CuffyMeh/status/499524166669066240 Heh. You see, as Twitchy reported, Hillary Clinton recently slammed President Obama and his “stupid policy.” She must be racist, natch. Hillary has swiftly made an about-face (easy to do when one has two faces): http://twitter.com/#!/jaketapper/status/499274829439447041 No, for real. http://twitter.com/#!/DRUDGE_REPORT/status/499279132690087936 Hug it out? Let’s mock it out! http://twitter.com/#!/S2G2Yep/status/499536550841966594 http://twitter.com/#!/JonahNRO/status/499524012197048320 http://twitter.com/#!/JonahNRO/status/499527040945893376 http://twitter.com/#!/BradThor/status/499527853822967808 Hey, maybe it will work: http://twitter.com/#!/VerusFacts/status/499525775285317632 Snicker. Related: ‘Does it make Hillary a racist?’ Don’t miss the NY […]

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The People’s Cube mocks the NAACP’s ‘racist offsets’ [pic]

http://twitter.com/#!/ThePeoplesCube/status/461527014290493441 In light of his ban from the NBA for blatant racism, Clippers owner Donald Sterling’s contributions to the Los Angeles branch of the NAACP are reportedly being refunded. However,  The People’s Cube notes that the NAACP is negotiating with Sterling for future donations to African American students at UCLA. Carbon offsets made Al Gore rich. Just imagine what “racist offsets” can do for the NAACP. http://twitter.com/#!/PaulJElliott/status/461533602551832576 http://twitter.com/#!/roninpelon/status/461535521315893250 Read more: http://twitchy.com/2014/04/30/become-racist-neutral-the-peoples-cube-mocks-racist-offsets-now-accepted-by-naacp-pic/

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Dana Loesch hosts a spirited game of ‘Guess That Celebrity!’ [Photoshop]

http://twitter.com/#!/Lautergeist/status/494213675289305088 The Blaze’s Dana Loesch has a knack for making the best of discouraging news. Today is no exception: http://twitter.com/#!/DLoesch/status/494212495616131073 OK, so that one’s not exactly a challenge … http://twitter.com/#!/bam57cheer/status/494213322665783297 http://twitter.com/#!/TJHammonsIV/status/494216235706359808 http://twitter.com/#!/BrandonStahl1/status/494213454773772288 But it’s perfect all the same. http://twitter.com/#!/TXScoutMama/status/494212710683275264 http://twitter.com/#!/CitricBobcat/status/494213686152953856 Well, almost perfect: http://twitter.com/#!/SorellaTorta/status/494213349010182144 *** Related: Despicable: Cockroach Jesse Ventura suing wife of slain SEAL Chris Kyle Jesse Ventura presses ahead with suit against Chris Kyle’s wife to clear name for 2016 run ‘American Sniper’ widow Taya Kyle calls defamation […]

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‘Spring break in Siberia is off’: Pols react to being #SanctionedByPutin

http://twitter.com/#!/IsaacDovere/status/446680428716756992 Not so fast, there. The #SanctionedByPutin hashtag is taking off after all, and the Wall Street Journal has even declared those who have been sanctioned members of “the hottest club in D.C.” Who in Washington is cool enough to be a member of this exclusive club? http://twitter.com/#!/SenatorMenendez/status/446677639903055872 http://twitter.com/#!/SenLandrieu/status/446703364534190080 http://twitter.com/#!/SenLandrieu/status/446705170391793664 http://twitter.com/#!/SenDanCoats/status/446691328433618945 Also sanctioned were National Security Adviser Ben Rhodes, Deputy National Security Adviser Caroline Atkinson, and White House aide Daniel Pfeiffer. If you’re not on that list, you weren’t sanctioned. Sorry. http://twitter.com/#!/RonBoehmer/status/446683927747760128 http://twitter.com/#!/moneyries/status/446687191549632513 […]

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ESPN analyst notices an inconsistency in Sterling reaction

http://twitter.com/#!/ESPNRobertSmith/status/460496570400505856 ESPN college football analyst Robert Smith wonders why the outrage wasn’t the same when Harry Reid made racially insensitive remarks about President Obama. http://twitter.com/#!/ESPNRobertSmith/status/460505626951417856 Read more: http://twitchy.com/2014/04/27/where-was-all-this-espn-analyst-notices-an-inconsistency-in-sterling-reaction/

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This may be Rob Lowe’s ‘favorite headline ever’ and it’s hilarious! [pics]

http://twitter.com/#!/jaredpadaIeckl/status/432324603382624256 Rob Lowe is a Twitchy favorite and for good reason. Not only does he refuse to walk in Hollyweird lockstep, but he has a snark-tastic and fabulous sense of humor. Speaking of ‘best thing ever,’ take a look at this: http://twitter.com/#!/RobLowe/status/431902428972068864 It may be ours, too. Here is a screenshot of the headline from the article over at Chapel Hill Magazine’s The Weekly: Dying! Aching sides? Achieved. http://twitter.com/#!/jillspivcaddell/status/432186119627628544 http://twitter.com/#!/DrPattiJones/status/431868698304188416 Snicker. The Rob Lowe-inspired awesomeness didn’t end […]

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Here’s Greg Gutfeld at a baseball game; His commentary is must-read [pic]

http://twitter.com/#!/Lex_491/status/518571059814354945 Well, that sounds intriguing, although liver-damaging! It started with this: I am at a sporting match. The strapping young men are impressive. I believe this is baseball pic.twitter.com/yjNqlOXxh5 — GregGutfeld (@greggutfeld) October 4, 2014 Oh dear. Sporty thingies are hard. @greggutfeld touchdown! — The Wound Channel (@thewoundchannel) October 4, 2014 .@greggutfeld which one's the goalie? — Lady Goodman (@LadyGoodman3) October 4, 2014 @greggutfeld and the object is to hit these bases with the ball? — Harold […]

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