Clash-A-Rama! The Series: 12 Days of Clashmas

 

 

Watch it! Those are prepared
in the kitchen that also makes nuts. And you have a bad allergy. Troops of the Boneyard,
it’s Clashmas time! This means we have a special visitorÖ …Santa Claus! Ho, ho, ho! You’ve all been good,
so I’ve brought my gift Cannon. Merry Clashmas! Sorry, that was the wrong Cannon. A cannonball? I didnít know what else to get you. For the entire red army,
I have a special, Super Magical, one-time-only, only available here,
never before seen… Clashmas Chest! They are so easy to please. Itís snowing! Snow day! Awesome! Game on! Ooh! Did I do that? Hey, everybody, look!
It is snowing again.

 

It’s beautiful! Maybe we have
a chance for peace. Or not! I love snow days! Glad you do. I present this special chest,
with holiday gifts for each one of you. For a friend that’s a little screwy,
give the gift that goes kablooey! – Candy! Hot, hot!
– It burns, but it tastes good! And what would the holidays be
without awkward kissing? Jeez! Four days to upgrade this thing,
and one hour to demolish it. Ew, cobwebs! Is there a spider on me?
Kill me, but get it off! Oh, Santa’s surprise!
It was outlawed for being too powerful. A spell that rare could fetch
lotta gems on the black market. – Weíre gonna be rich!
– No more building… We can upgrade everything immediately! – Just imagine it!
– Hey, Whaddaya think I am doing? We’ll have so many gems,
we wouldnít know what to do with them.

 

Like my upgraded haircut? What about my level 20 teeth? We wonít just upgrade,
weíll innovate. Ladies and gentlemen, we are pleased
to present the X-Bow level 40-S. Now, with fingerprint recognition! With all our upgrading, no one
will ever have to work or battle again. We can just be fat and happy. Hog Sitter. But then,
who will take care of the village? Oh, we have to! The trees in my neighborhood
are out of control. They block my view of the water. Why is my tower isn’t as nice as Harry’s? – Could you sweep this?
– Mow the lawn! Whoís taking out the trash? – Can somebody wipe me?
– Whoís planning my birthday party? My soup is cold. Oh, no! What have we done? We havenít done anything yet. We have to get rid of
that Santa surprise. Uh, Buzz? I drank it!
What’s gonna happen to me now? I had a cousin
who liked to play dress-up. Ho, ho, ho! On Flamer,
on Burner, on Blazer, on Spitzen.

 

 

I donít know
whether to be happy for him or what. He tipped five percent. Some Santa. And now, the only way
to end the perfect nightÖ is with The perfect Knight! Thank you! Thank you!
What a crowd, and what an evening, huh? You know, this time of the year
I can’t help but think of others. As a matter of fact,
I can’t help singing about them. On the first day of Clashmas,
My true love gave me A Wizard in a deep freeze… I covered my mouth to sneezeÖ
And then this! I like my powers.
I donít love my powers. On the second day of Clashmas,
My true love gave to meÖ Hey! Two Archer warriors… This couldnít be more humiliatingÖ
I was wrong! …And the Wizard in a deep freeze… Enough singing.
Can someone get me out? …On the third day of Clashmas,
My true love… Wait! We have to speed this up. …On the twelfth day of Clashmas,
My true love gave me Twelve barrelled Goblins… Again! Again! …Eleven Clashers clashing… …Ten Wizards flaming… Hey, fire slingers!
The guy in an ice cube.

 

Over here! Me! …Nine bombs a-dropping…..Eight Miners mining… Someone, please, help! I have an itch, in exactly
the place you donít want to have one…Seven Princes lancing…..Six Minions are hoarding…..Five Golems… a-Golem-ing?…..Four boney fighters… Excuse me! …Three Musketeers…..Two Archer warriors… Yeah, we burnt the antlers.
We keep the noses. We like noses…And a Wizard in a deep freeze Thank you. Thank you. Darn it. What the matter, boss? I was hoping someone would get me
something this year. We did! Look! Oh! It is a Clashmas miracle! I would not do that!
Most of it is Poison Spell. Ho! Ho! Ho!
Merry Clashmas, gang! Merry Clashmas to all.
And to all a good fight! That may not be good!

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