http://twitter.com/#!/CalebFnCool/status/318399215954980864 A day early, but hilarious. Read more: http://twitchy.com/2013/03/31/april-fools-youtube-claims-it-will-shut-down-tonight/

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http://twitter.com/#!/Liberty_Chick/status/364536333621936129 Actor James Woods noted Saturday that it’s a special occasion “when Obama lackeys like CNN start doing true investigative journalism.” The network finally dipped a toe in the water of Benghazi last Thursday with its report on dozens of CIA operatives who are being pressured to stay silent, and tomorrow night CNN will air…

http://twitter.com/#!/youngstacks92/status/354309018447134722 Jay-Z doesn’t really “do” Twitter, but with a new album to promote, he’s making an exception today. Plenty of fans had questions for Beyoncé’s husband Shawn Carter, but as long as we’re apparently considering having Miley Cyrus’ “Party in the USA” replace the current national anthem, could we get some perspective on the former…