Thomas the Tank Engine meets Santa…

Ah! What is this disgusting
headpiece doing on my head??!! It appears that you are wearing my
Christmas headwear. I need that back. Good luck getting it off me… Wait- no! I’ll just take you with me. I recognize that voice… and that smell! No, it can’t be! It’s… It’s The Fat Controller! Merry Christmas!!!.

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