Tag Archives: booze

How to Get a Date

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If Advertising Were Accurate

Follow me on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/raywilliamjohnson/ JOIN Equals Three Studios –► http://bitly.com/dfyMcW Check out this new dope funky fresh new episode of Booze Lightyear, homeslice. This week we explore the accuracy of marketing and advertising, and its effect on the overall global economy as well as the implications it has on us as a society. You’ll…

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If Alcohol Bottles Were Honest, This Is What The Labels Would Say.

The truth hurts. It hurts even more when it’s coming from one of the world’s most popular escapes from reality. As funny as these seven shots of candor are, they just might make you take a serious look at what you’re ingesting on the weekends (and those pesky days before them). Whether they make you…

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