SIDEMEN MAKE A SONG IN 24 HOURS CHALLENGE
– Hi, yo, what’s up guys? How are you doing? – Fantastic, mate. – Yeah, great. – All right. So a lot of people think
we’re talentless, and looking at all the videos,
it kind of shows we are. So we’re going to try and show
that we have a bit of talent by trying to make a song in 24 hours. Okay. But obviously, you guys aren’t artists and that’s why, as your boy is an
artist, top 10, done now, I brought some other artists with us, so down there we’ve got
Shaka, (indistinct). All right, so– – So you just said we’re talentless, and you’ve brought them. Basically. – Yeah, so they’re the talent. – Okay. – Including me. – And we’re the less.
– And you guys are the less, yes. We’re going to
have to split into teams. Ethan, I want you to come through and I want you to pick the
people you want to be with. Are you ready? – All right. How many other people? – Well just close your eyes and just– – Oh wait, so what’s this? But there’s only– – There’s two teams. Just, just pick a paper. – Okay. Right. – All right, you picked it? – I picked it. – Okay, let’s see who you’re with. – I am with JJ, Simon,
Essex, Toby, and John. – Not, you’re not, you’re not with them. – But you told me to pick my team. – That’s the team. – Yeah, but you told me to pick my team. And I’m on this one now.
– No, no, you’re not.
– Hey, you told me to pick the team. – Wait, let me look. Oh, this is your team. – Oh, right. – Ethan, Harry, Shaka, Jamie, and Pick. – Wait, none of us can do anything. – Don’t worry boys. (group laughing) – This is hilarious. Bruv, believe in yourself. – Well, the song, since it’s, you know, going to be Christmas in
a couple of weeks or days depending on where we post this… (group laughing) so we’re going to be doing Christmas song. Okay, so it doesn’t have to
be entirely about Christmas. You know, you can just mention Christmas in one line, and that will count. But ultimately, you know, try
and make it Christmas themes, kind of, and have fun with it. So from now to Christmas day the team with the most streams and views gets the win. I think that’s right. Gets the win. Yeah. – The winning team?
– Cash amount? – No cash. – 100 grand? – No, no most streams. – Wait, can we not make p’s off this? – Can we win a Turkey for Christmas? – No, you just guys win.
It’s a pride thing. – Yeah. Pride. – So we’re not making money off the songs? – What are you on about? – Well I want money. – Well you’re not winning that, are you? – I want the bank. – We share, we share. – That’s it, isn’t it? – So at the end of this
whichever song you like most goes streaming– – Stop talking, Rick. No one likes it when you talk. All right, we need to make a beat. – Come on, top 10. – Okay. All right, so sort me out. – Hold on. Give me a look. – Come on. I might just go with that. Okay, go, go, go, go, go. (bass thudding) (sound effect clapping) Hey, yo, let me record. I think I’ve got some vocals already. – For this, yeah? – Yeah. – Are we going to do anything? – No, we’re not the top 10 artists. – We’re less.
Okay, I’m going to sit down. – One, two, three, go. (sound effect thudding) – Yeah, fuck Christmas. – Oh my god. – Fuck it, fuck it in the ass, yeah. Fuck it, yeah. You think you’re sick, yeah? Well, yeah, fuck you, Christmas. (imitating gunshots) The boys are here to kill the Christmas. What’s up? Christmas, it sucks (imitating gunshots) Gunshots everywhere Yo, yo guys, just copy what
I do as well, all right. All right. Calm. – It doesn’t look good with our hair. – Argh. ‘Cause Christmas is dead. (screaming) (imitating gunshots) Gunshots everywhere. – Wow, he added
gunshots at the same time. It’s like he knew that was coming. – That’s crazy. That’s crazy. – If Kanye released that- – That would, yeah, that would bang. – That’s a hit. – He’s not lying. – So the song’s finished now? – We haven’t started yet. – The tune’s sick. – Go on, play it. – Why’s he out of breath? – You’ll see. You’ll see. (song plays) – Why are you bobbing? – I made the beat, that’s why.
I have, moral support. – Wait wait, where’s the ending? Wait, wait, wait, wait. – We’re done out here. – Thank you for the inspiration. We’ve got some inspiration
to work with now. – Ba-ba-ba-ba. Gunshots. Red, with blood, everywhere. Bah, bah, bah. – So has he just walked into
the thing and just screamed? – So my wave. (hip hop beat) Gonna change that for me. You had me. Know what I’m saying? – Kill ’em. Kill ’em. – Kill the Christmas. – That’s it, man. Beat’s done. – If you didn’t have me, you’d be, you’d be in a bad place right now. – Nah, nah, bro, that’s a top 10 song.
– Shout out to Wolverhampton,
know what I’m saying. We do things differently there. (hip hop beat) – Jesus. – I’m giving you all the, I’m giving you all the source. – That’s screw-face shit, right there. – So yeah, the song’s called
“Merry, Merry Christmas”. Obviously. – Okay.
– Lyrics. Read it together. – Oh, good point. – Just you know, just so
you guys can understand exactly what’s going on. ♪ Started as a dream and a wishlist. ♪ ♪ To be the coolest kid in the business ♪ ♪ Prison for the nephews and nieces ♪ ♪ Now it’s back to mum
and dad for the feasting ♪ ♪ Singing Happy, Happy Christmas ♪ – We’re gonna ruin this,
man, we’re gonna ruin it.
(deep beat) – Oh, so this would be like– – So the intro. – The intro. Okay. – And then… (beat drops) – Oh! Oh my god! What? What? – You know what I’m saying? – Hey! Oh! Shit! – Oh yeah, he’s brought in an hour. – Oi, that’s mad. That’s mad. And then it’s just chill. – And then. – That reentry was hot. That was awesome. – Get out. – All right, I’m out. See you later. – Jesus. – No, come back, please, please. – Everyone. Take it back. What, you said something, who will cry? – Cousin cry. – Should’ve said brother cry. – Brother? Why? – I mean, the ad-lib
for JJ, we sending him. – No, we can’t. No. – But if we doing this,
actually can do this track. I don’t think we should do it if they’re not going to do it, man. I don’t know. – They’re probably going to do it.
Do you think Jay Jay or Simon is not going to say something
horrible at one of us in here? – Did you not hear the
freestyle demo that he did? The man was doing the happy dance. Like, yo, he’s going to finish it. – So we’re all gifted. So we are the gift. You hear me, in this room? Not to discredit anyone
else that’s in there but I was thinking, why don’t we say, I don’t need gifts because I am the gift, and run with that?
♪ I don’t need gifts ♪ ♪ I am the gift ♪ ♪ Don’t need gifts, no ♪ ♪ I am the ♪ ♪ Don’t need gifts ♪ ♪ I am the ♪ ♪ Yeah ♪ – That’s it. – That could work, you know. – Knock Down. Knock Down. – And then add a few ad-libs, as well. – Oh, I’m going to write
a whole nother part, bro. That’s just the– – How many times are you going to go– – I feel like a few times.
– That’s my thing innit. ♪ I’m in this room, it ain’t my choice. ♪ ♪ I just came up the door,
so I lost my voice. ♪ ♪ That’s why Jamie ain’t
gonna make no noise ♪ ♪ I’m gonna leave the hard
work to these three boys ♪ ♪ So Harry, what you saying? ♪ – What? You can’t just say it. – Yeah, man, I’m gonna
freeload whatever they say.
I don’t want to incite any beat. Listen, if you write a sick eight, and you’re like, this is sick,
and, you know what I mean, you might force it to try and
make it the rest of the song and you might kill yourself. – What about 12 bars? – Yeah, I finish it. – All right, cool. – I was going to say
like how me and my kid we just went back to back. Like line one by line two, but it’d be hard for us
to do that as four people. – Why don’t we do four
lines each, just four lines? All you going to do is
just make four lines. And then someone will jump
in with their four lines. – Rap to what you want to rap to, and I reckon I’ll jump in. Even if you have, even if you do seven, and you say like a line extra, I’ll rhyme that line, and
carry it on from there.
‘Cause that’d be my part. I reckon my part– – So you can be the glue between us. So I’ll go, you glue it, he goes. – I don’t want to have
to be a part of the song. – Yeah, yeah, you’re the
glue, we’re the hits. ♪ Eat my arse ♪ ♪ Suck my dick ♪ ♪ You’re a hoe ♪ ♪ Yeah, that’s it ♪ ♪ It’s Christmas ♪ ♪ Suck me, suck my, suck my, ♪ ♪ Suck my dick ♪ ♪ Eat my arse ♪ ♪ Suck my dick ♪ ♪ Suck my dick, yeah yeah yeah ♪ ♪ Don’t need gifts ♪ ♪ I am the gift ♪ ♪ I don’t need gifts ♪ ♪ No I’m the gift, ♪ ♪ Don’t need gifts, no ♪ ♪ I am the gift ♪ ♪ No, don’t need gifts, no, no, ♪ ♪ I’m the, I’m, I, I, ♪ ♪ I’m the gift ♪ (song playback) – This is going to get
demonetized within, like… Before it even goes online. It’s going to be like
nine-year-old kids watching that. – I’m trying… do we keep it? – No. – I’d say a number – Merry Christmas, KSI, you silly buffoon. You got a top 10, but
you’re the worst on a tune. – Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
What it is again? – Are we doing this track then? – Merry Christmas KSI. You’re a silly buffoon. What is it? – You got a top 10, but
you’re the worst on the tune. (hip hop beat) ♪ Merry Christmas KSI,
you’re a silly buffoon ♪ ♪ You got a top 10 but you’re
the worst on the tune ♪ (cheering) – Listen. So this track, a hundred percent. – Yeah. – You don’t have to. But it could only, if you heard the lyrics,
it’s pretty much like, it’s not a typical Christmas.
You know what I mean? – Yeah. Cool. ♪ I don’t need gifts ♪ ♪ I am the gift ♪ ♪ I don’t need gifts, no ♪ ♪ I am the gift, yeah ♪ ♪ I don’t need gifts, no ♪ ♪ I am the gift, yeah ♪ ♪ I am the gift, yeah ♪ ♪ I am the ♪ – Maybe ad lib. – I’m gonna filter them
out and make it more space. A lot to do, man. – Help me with the bar. So it’s going to be something like, ♪ We’re the young ones got
Christmases as they come ♪ ♪ You’re all old, you might
not make the next one ♪ Something like that. That was bad. – What was the line? – They’re all 27, they’re
all 27, we’re all 23, 24. ♪ You’re an OAP, might
not make it next year ♪ ♪ You’re an OAP, might
not make the next year ♪ – Yeah, I like that.
I like that. That could work. ♪ You’re an old ass bitch ♪ – I like that, that’s even better. That’s even better. ♪ You’re an old-ass bitch, you
might not make the next one ♪ I like that, but I could go with that. – I say write that, write that down. At least you got it. ♪ Ho ♪ ♪ Lyrical father, bringing
outside the flow ♪ ♪ She wanted to take my presents ♪ ♪ No, no, no, no, no, no, no ♪ – Gunshots. – Shit like that, yeah. – Red with blood. – It’s dead. Christmas is dead. – Okay, go on. – I don’t know if Vic
celebrates Christmas, Ethan likes Father Christmas
’cause he missed his, ’cause he doesn’t have a dad. And then– – Bro, this is… Imagine if they just make a
nice Christmas song. – They won’t, they won’t. Snow ain’t the type of
white that Harry’s got on his wishlist. – All right, that’s five. – But I don’t know how
that fits into the beat. You’ve got to make a
song around that again. – Yeah. – Delivery is never going to come to you at the same time that the
line is going to come to you.
You know what I mean. That in itself is a creative endeavor. You know what I mean. So after you said all the hot bars you may even come with your delivery. That’s right. I should’ve said it this way. – Also, normally, you
have months to make music. You will record a whole song and you’ll be listening to it
for like three, or four weeks. Be like, “Nah, I’m
going to rerecord that.” You know what I mean. You ain’t got the chance to do that. So we’ll try our best
to get it on purpose. ♪ Christmas on the Beat ♪ ♪ Hey, Santa in the sheets ♪ ♪ It’s not my fault that
Miss Santa wants the D ♪ That’s where we’re at so far. – That works. – I’m just writing shit. That’s all I’m writing,
shit, and see where it goes. – Yeah, also, saying the
lyrics out loud helps you. ‘Cause sometimes I write down everything and when I would say, I’m like…
So saying out loud, even
if it’s whispering out loud in your head or whatever,
it’s whispering out loud. It helps. – Yeah. ♪ Your Christmas tree was knocked down. ♪ – I feel like he doesn’t
want it in there, though, I think right at the end would be good. You’re saying it goes chorus, you, Toby, chorus, me, Josh, chorus. Then he can do like a bit
of a, like a breakdown bit. And then he goes into the Knock Down. – Okay. – You can just start
by saying something random. – In the music video
it’s just us going nuts.
– Yeah, just a normal verse, and then at the end we– – Yeah, the breakdown. – We just say Christmas items
and just say knocked down. – Just like,
presents, knocked down. Christmas tree knocked down. – Can’t multiply, and
you can’t divide. Piped down, major, and
he got a split decision. – Yeah, that’s a banger. That’s a banger. That’s a fucking banger. – All right, cool. ♪ With Logan asking you back ♪ ♪ Because you’re so shit at math ♪ ♪ Me and Bez on pub G
getting chicken dinner ♪ – It just matters where you
start and who’s before you. – It sounds bad when
you come early as well. In this particular section. – Yeah. ♪ I and Bez and PubG get chicken dinner ♪ ♪ But your boy Sam’s
just getting thinner ♪ ♪ But your boy Slim Simon
is just getting thinner ♪ – The first Simon makes it work. ♪ Ethan likes Father Christmas ♪ ♪ ‘Cause he missed his ♪ ♪ And snow isn’t the type of
way Harry had on his wish list ♪ – Just needs to flow over.
I’m just getting matching. – I can make it flow for you. – That flow is like the hard. – You give me the rhymes. ♪ Ethan likes Father Christmas
’cause he missed his ♪ – Oh yeah. Oh, oh. I like that. – And then what was the next line? – Ethan likes Father Christmas
because he missed his. The snow ain’t the type of
white on Harry’s wishlist. – All the cousins around for
Christmas dinner, enjoying life. Vic’s trying to pick one
out to be his next wife. – All right, so what’s going on? All right, listen. All right, listen. – This is what your brain does. Literally. – Oh yeah, his brain…
he couldn’t stop himself. He’s thinking, fuck this. All right. – I think it fits, you know? I think it fits.
– You’re going to have to slip yourself. Or we’re going to have to
write one just for you. ♪ Rudolph’s nose is red ♪ ♪ Harry’s nose is white ♪ ♪ Probably why he can’t upload for shite ♪ – Oh, that’s a good one. That’s a good one you know. – All right boys. I’m done. Yeah. Are you guys ready? – There’s a difference between someone who does music and someone– – I’ve done my first line. – You done your first line? Well, I’m done, fam. – You sound like Harry. – Eight bars each. Yeah, come. – If he doesn’t say kill Christmas, or kill the Christmas, once, I’ll be really upset. – There’d better be gunshots. Bah, bah, bah, bah, bah, bah. – I know I’m too black for this camera. Are you guys ready for fire? – I’m ready. Are you guys ready for fire? – I’m ready. – Are you ready for the heat? – Yes, please. – So hot it’s like the fucking sun. Solar beam. (soft piano plays) – I thought you were going
to bust that like some– Can you not break it down? Come on lad.
Yes. ♪ Now it’s the one, two, three ♪ ♪ Invasion and that’s the SDC ♪ (vigorous piano) Okay. – Oh, I fucked that one up. – Oh boy. You weren’t ready now. You weren’t ready for this. Hey. Hey. Nah, you’re still ain’t ready. – Oh my god. – I need to see you guys gas for this. Come on, man. Stand up. Stand up. Stand up. Hey yo. Yo, yo, yo. ‘m not in a boy band.
– It’s, oh shit. Aye. Yo. Come on Magi. (slick R&B music) ♪ Ho, ho, holiday ♪ ♪ Lyrical father bringing
that Santa flow ♪ ♪ She wanted to hear my presence ♪ ♪ Pop out the pipe and
give it the white, ♪ ♪ Snow white sleigh on these bitches ♪ ♪ They know I fuck up a Christmas ♪ ♪ My momma watches when I
spraying my holy water ♪ Yeah, that’s it. (sparse piano) – Yeah, We got it. We’re breaking down for them. (high-pitched singing) – Hey come on, come on, light work. You’ve got to do vocal exercises. I’ve never had this- – So we’ve done it. We each have our own 12 bar and it’s time to put it,
put it into the technology.
So Ethan is up first. ♪ Seeing Christmas ♪ Oh, I’ve fucked it. I’m trying to figure out… Yeah, it is, right? As soon as you’re done right? Because I can hear him as well. ♪ Ho ho, ho, lyrical father
bringing that Santa flow ♪ ♪ She wanted to take my presence ♪ ♪ Pump up the pipe and
giving out white snow ♪ ♪ I sleigh on these bitches ♪ ♪ They know I fuck up a Christmas ♪ ♪ My mama watches spraying my holy water ♪ ♪ So religious ♪ And then yeah, Toby, you
can just come through. – Your mom? – Dropped in on “so religious” for me. – You spraying your mother? – Your mom watches you spray. – What? – Your mum watches you
spray white on things? – Can I hear that back real quick? (song playback) Hey yo, let me do it again. Let me do it again. I can do it better, I can do better. – Why does your mom watch? – Why does your mom watch
you sleigh on these bitches? – You guys, relax.
♪ See in Christmas time ♪ ♪ I get hashtag murky ♪ ♪ Moving like Mike ♪ ♪ With my Christmas turkey ♪ ♪ Harry got the snow ♪ ♪ Jamie got the flow ♪ ♪ Tracker on the beat ♪ ♪ KSI got tea ♪ ♪ Why the hell are you
bulking up for Christmas? ♪ ♪ Look at you ♪ ♪ Dumb KSI got stuck
in the chimney chute, ♪ ♪ We got Christmas on the beat ♪ ♪ Santa in the sheets ♪ ♪ It’s not my fault Mrs. Claus wants a D ♪ (song playback) – All right, and we’re done. Done now. – All right. – Well done. You’re done. – I’m going to go home. And I’ll see you guys in a bit. – You’re already here for a bit, bro. ♪ Merry Christmas KSI ♪ ♪ You silly buffoon ♪ ♪ You got our top 10, but
you’re the worst on the tune ♪ ♪ You can’t multiply and
you can’t do division ♪ ♪ Pipe down, you only
want a split decision ♪ (raucous beats) ♪ The cousins round for Christmas ♪ ♪ And Vic’s trying to pick one out ♪ ♪ To be his next wife ♪ ♪ Happy Holiday Simon ♪ ♪ My old chum ♪ ♪ The only time he getting stuff ♪ ♪ As sure as your mum ♪ – We should ad lib everything.
– Hey, listen. That’s not as tall as JJ. He had to come in to
adjust the mic for me. ♪ Run up on a block in the snow ♪ – Good luck buying that. ♪ Okay, bloomer bitch, we always growing ♪ ♪ Like a tumor ♪ ♪ Oh man, yeah, my greys are showING ♪ ♪ Male Cougar ♪ ♪ Ethan if he was a woman ♪ ♪ Amy Schumer ♪ ♪ Never leave a kid with Vic ♪ ♪ He a groomer ♪ – Oh, it’s right – You can trust your kids with Vic. You can trust Vic with your kids. Just a rumor. – Yeah, you could say that.
– Yeah, never leave your kids with Vic. Just a rumor. ♪ See we’re all young guys ♪ ♪ Got Christmas, it’s come ♪ ♪ See we’re all young guys ♪ – Yes. ♪ You’re just OAPs ♪ ♪ Me and Bez and Pub G ♪ ♪ But your boy Slim Simon ♪ Oh wait. – Nice, nice. – Oh yeah. – Toby was down here. Oh, hearing myself. Can you hear me, SX? ♪ Ethan likes Father Christmas ♪ ♪ ‘Cause he missed his ♪ ♪ Snow ain’t the top white
on Harry’s wishlist ♪ ♪ Vic doesn’t even really
celebrate Christmas ♪ ♪ And Jamie shack, know I’m
carrying your business ♪ (mouth popping) (song playback) – Nah, nah. Yeah. ♪ Mrs. Claus ♪ ♪ Ethan’s got her on all fours ♪ ♪ None of your wives are safe ♪ ♪ Disrespect and he’ll pull yours ♪ ♪ FX ♪ ♪ Yeah, round of applause ♪ ♪ Change style, Rude Boy ♪ ♪ JME’s just all shorts ♪ ♪ Before war are you all sure ♪ ♪ Mans a rising ripper…
♪ – Ah, go again. Go again. Go again. – Jeez Rising processor. Jeez. Okay. – Yes. – Hello? Hello? Hello? Oh yeah. Ah, yeah. Hello? Maybe not Norlander ♪ Yeah, yeah ♪ ♪ Bitch we always growin’ ♪ ♪ Like a tumor ♪ ♪ Oh man, yeah, my greys are showin’ ♪ ♪ Okay Boomer ♪ ♪ Ethan if he was a woman ♪ ♪ Amy Schumer ♪ ♪ Never leave a kid with Vic ♪ ♪ Just a rumor ♪ (raucous beat) – You know how Gaston is flowing. ♪ On and off, but he’s high as a kite ♪ ♪ A kite, yeah, he’s up there ♪ ♪ Do a quick fly-by Santa’s chair ♪ ♪ Stun a man in mid-air ♪ ♪ Take a few boxes ♪ ♪ It’s not fair, but we don’t care ♪ ♪ We’re still singing ♪ ♪ Merry, Merry Christmas ♪ (high pitched harmony singing) ♪ Christmas time I get hashtag murky ♪ ♪ Moving like Mike with
my Christmas turkey ♪ ♪ Harry got the style ♪ ♪ Jamie got the flow ♪ ♪ Shaka on the beat ♪ ♪ KSI got Ts ♪ ♪ Why you bulking up for Christmas ♪ ♪ Look at you ♪ ♪ KSI got stuck in the chimney chute ♪ ♪ Christmas on the beat ♪ ♪ Santa in the sheets ♪ ♪ It’s not my fault Mrs.
Claus wants a D ♪ ♪ Sausage ♪ – We should all do ad-libs
on top of the words, as well. – All of us? – Yeah. (song playback) – Ah, I don’t like that. Toby. Toby. – What do you think? – I don’t like that. – Okay, yeah. Delete. I was chatting shit. (song playback) ♪ Merry Christmas KSI ♪ ♪ You silly buffoon ♪ ♪ You’ve got a top 10, ♪ ♪ But you’re the worst on the tune ♪ – Right, I’m going to punch you
in for the third line, yeah? For the next section. ♪ I took a look at
Zucker’s Christmas list ♪ ♪ When I saw it said kiss ♪ – All right, so far, you
know, we’ve done well. – Yeah. – We’ve pretty much
almost finished the song. – Yeah. Yeah. – So we just replied only in music- – I’m very happy with what we performed. Okay, boomer. I calm. So you know, we’re going
to just do some little bits just to spice up the
song, make it perfect. – You know why? Because I am the gift.
– You are a prick. – Lads We’re doing group ad-libs. – Cool. – Yeah. – Yeah, I’ve got one. Of Vic’s verse. ♪ See we’re all young guys ♪ ♪ So Christmas is to come ♪ ♪ And you’re just OAPS ♪ ♪ Might not make the next one ♪ ♪ The embezzlement G ♪ ♪ Getting chicken dinner ♪ ♪ But your boy Slim Simon ♪ ♪ Just getting thinner ♪ – We’ll do another one. – We’re not doing the right words. (barbershop-style singing) – You ready, yeah? – I mean, I wanna be
ready, but they keep… Shut up. – Let’s go, John. – Spin that shit, John. – Yeah, yeah, still want that Knock Down? Knock Down. Knock Down. Knock Down. Knock Down. Knock Down. – Okay, we didn’t know. – Knock Down. – God! – Knock Down. – Gosh. – Knock Down. I mean, what’s up? What’s going on? What’s up, I thought we were doing a thing and you guys are… – We’re all standing over here – Why are you just staring at me? – Are you expecting us to
like to jump in and do it? (song playback) – Is that good? – Very good.
Hold the “thinner”. – Okay. One more time. (song playback) – Congratulations. You guys might… sick, sick, sick. It’s a wrap. Cool. It’s a wrap, it’s a wrap. – Knock Down. Knock Down. Knock Down. Knock Down. Knock Down. Knock Down. – All right, all right. – You can say whatever you want to say. – May I? – It’s a song. – Ethan’s mum. – You can do that. – You got that last song? – Yeah. That’s the last one. Do you want to go first? – I’ll say Christmas tree. – I’ll say Santa Claus. – I will say Brussels sprouts. – Christmas tree. No, you can stay there. – No, no, no, you have the space, bro. ♪ Mince pies ♪ Calm, calm. – Brussels sprouts. ♪ Brussels sprouts ♪ ♪ Santa Claus ♪ – That was wrong. – Nah, nah, he did it. He did it. – Are you sure? – Oh wow, you are demonetized, bro.
(song playback) – I put on some
weird American accent. – I felt that. – I don’t know where it came from. – I raised an eyebrow,
and I was just like… It’s your song. – It’s him. (song playback) ♪ I don’t need gifts ♪ ♪ Because I’m the gift ♪ ♪ Yeah, so what that knockdown ♪ ♪ Christmas Tree ♪ ♪ Knock Down ♪ ♪ Mince pies ♪ ♪ Knock Down ♪ ♪ Brussels sprouts ♪ ♪ Knock Down ♪ ♪ Santa Claus ♪ ♪ Knock Down ♪ ♪ Knock Down ♪ – All right, this is mad. This is mad. Hey, this is a song of the year. – Nah, nah, Jamie’s team, like it’s, I’m sorry for you.
I’m sorry. – I refuse that our song’s
worse than there’s, you know, I refuse to believe that. In my head, I’m just thinking, about the amount of tests that
we’re putting in my song. It shouldn’t be this good. Like, it’s a Christmas song from Sacking. – I was going to say we’re insecure about our penis sizes, so
we talk about how big it is and gas it up to make people believe it. That’s basically what
we’re doing with this song. – What? – What? – That’s what I do, bro. That’s what I do. – It’s your biggest insecurity. – It’s not like– – Yeah, exactly. It’s not like trying to fucking rap, out rap all of a sudden. You know what I mean? – Do you know what I mean? Yeah, we put effort into this. – Trust me. – Yeah, I put harmonies in it. – You redid the chorus. – Finally. – Come on boys. – All right, all right,
all right, all right – So Jamie, this was
Jamie’s idea by the way, when we walked through there, he was like, if I give you my Air Pods,
you’ll be able to hear it.
So he’s giving me and Harry an Air Pod, and we’re listening to his phone. – To hear that track. We’ve got a bug in the studio. – Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait wait. Mike said, before we left the room, no matter what your song is,
our song is amazing. So your song has got
to be out of this world which is credit to you guys but it takes like, it
takes nothing away from us. (deep bass) ♪ I don’t need gifts ♪ ♪ I’m the gift, yeah, ♪ ♪ I don’t need gifts ♪ ♪ I’m a gift ♪ ♪ I don’t need gifts ♪ ♪ I don’t need gifts ♪ ♪ Because I’m the gift ♪ ♪ Ho ho ho ho ♪ ♪ Lyrical father bringing out Santa flow ♪ ♪ She wants to take my presents ♪ ♪ Go up the pipe and give
her that white snow ♪ ♪ Why I sleigh on these bitches ♪ ♪ They know I fuck off for Christmas ♪ ♪ My mama watches spraying my holy water ♪ ♪ So religious ♪ ♪ (indistinct) ♪ (group clapping) – Oh, shit. Now listen, and it’s very good. Listen to. We should have set more
rules before we started this.
This is mad. – We could take an, we could. – Ours is better though. (song playback) ♪ Still with that Knock Down ♪ ♪ Christmas tree ♪ ♪ Knock Down ♪ ♪ Mince pies ♪ ♪ Knock Down ♪ ♪ Brussels sprouts ♪ ♪ Knock Down ♪ ♪ Santa Claus ♪ ♪ Knock Down ♪ – Well done. Well done. Well done. You man, are dickheads, man. You are dickheads. Well done. What’s going on? You lot are sick, well done, well done. – Is that banter? – Do you know what it is though, is- – It just sounds good. – You know when we’ve been like listening to your own thing for ages, you lose the fucking… – Well done, well done. Obviously, yeah, well done, man. Well done, well done. – Jamie’s ruined. – Remember what I said. Remember what I said when I left the room? I don’t care. I said this. I said, even as it’s better,
it’s a credit to them. You can’t, it’s not like, Oh, no. It doesn’t mean we’re shit. No, because our tune is fucking sick. No matter how good their tune is, it means they’re sick. It doesn’t mean you’re shit, bro.
That was sick. But I’m telling you,
I’m telling you, Toby. They are both sick. They are both sick. They’re both going to get banged online, they’re both sick, trust me. (song playback) – Very good. Good delivery. – The one sentence that changed it, so Shaggy goes, I told you, go to Mike like you’re trying to seduce the hottest chick you’ve ever seen. (song playback).
ᴛʜᴇ ᴅᴇꜱᴛʀᴏʏ ᴅᴇᴘʀᴇꜱꜱɪᴏɴ™ ꜱʏꜱᴛᴇᴍ – ᴄᴜʀᴇ ᴅᴇᴘʀᴇꜱꜱɪᴏɴ ɴᴀᴛᴜʀᴀʟʟʏ $37.⁰⁰ ᴛʜᴇ ᴅᴇꜱᴛʀᴏʏ ᴅᴇᴘʀᴇꜱꜱɪᴏɴ™ ᴛʀᴇᴀᴛᴍᴇɴᴛ ᴘʟᴀɴ ̶$̶7̶4̶ $37.⁰⁰ ᴄʙᴛ ᴡᴏʀᴋʙᴏᴏᴋ ᴀɴᴅ ᴛᴏᴏʟꜱ ̶$̶6̶7̶ ꜰʀᴇᴇ ɢᴏᴀʟ ꜱᴇᴛᴛɪɴɢ ᴡᴏʀᴋꜱʜᴏᴘ ̶$̶2̶9̶ ꜰʀᴇᴇ ᴛʜᴇ ᴅᴇᴘʀᴇꜱꜱɪᴏɴ-ꜰʀᴇᴇ ᴍᴇᴅɪᴛᴇʀʀᴀɴᴇᴀɴ ᴅɪᴇᴛ ̶$̶3̶7̶ ꜰʀᴇᴇ ꜰʀᴇᴇ ʟɪꜰᴇᴛɪᴍᴇ ᴜᴘᴅᴀᴛᴇꜱ ̶$̶1̶4̶7̶ ꜰʀᴇᴇ ʏᴏᴜʀ ᴅᴇᴘʀᴇꜱꜱɪᴏɴ ʜᴀꜱ ʙᴇᴇɴ ɪɴ ᴄᴏɴᴛʀᴏʟ ʟᴏɴɢ ᴇɴᴏᴜɢʜ. ɪᴛ’ꜱ ᴛɪᴍᴇ ᴛᴏ ꜰɪɢʜᴛ ʙᴀᴄᴋ ʟᴇᴛ’ꜱ ɢᴇᴛ ꜱᴛᴀʀᴛᴇᴅ ➫ “ᴛʜɪꜱ ᴅɪᴅɴ’ᴛ ᴊᴜꜱᴛ ᴄʜᴀɴɢᴇ ᴍʏ ʟɪꜰᴇ, ɪᴛ ꜱᴀᴠᴇᴅ ᴍʏ ʟɪꜰᴇ.” “ᵈᵉᵖʳᵉˢˢᶦᵒⁿ ʰᵃᵈ ˢᵘᶜʰ ᵃ ˢᵗʳᵃⁿᵍˡᵉʰᵒˡᵈ ᵒᵛᵉʳ ᵐʸ ᵐᶦⁿᵈ ᵗʰᵃᵗ ᶦ ʷᵃˢ ᵈʳᶦᵛᵉⁿ ᵗᵒ ᵃᵗᵗᵉᵐᵖᵗ ˢᵘᶦᶜᶦᵈᵉ ᶠᵒᵘʳ ᵗᶦᵐᵉˢ. ᵈᵉˢᵗʳᵒʸ ᵈᵉᵖʳᵉˢˢᶦᵒⁿ ʰᵉˡᵖᵉᵈ ᵐᵉ ᵍᵉᵗ ᵇᵉʸᵒⁿᵈ ᵗʰᵉ ᵈᵉᵖʳᵉˢˢᶦᵒⁿ ˢʸᵐᵖᵗᵒᵐˢ ᵗʰᵃᵗ ʷᵉʳᵉ ʰᵒˡᵈᶦⁿᵍ ᵐᵉ ʰᵒˢᵗᵃᵍᵉ. ᵗᵒᵈᵃʸ, ᶦ’ᵐ ᵗᵉᵃᶜʰᶦⁿᵍ ᵒⁿˡᶦⁿᵉ ʸᵒᵍᵃ ᶜˡᵃˢˢᵉˢ, ᵇᵘᶦˡᵈᶦⁿᵍ ᵃ ᵍᵃʳᵈᵉⁿ ᶦⁿ ᵐʸ ᵇᵃᶜᵏʸᵃʳᵈ ᵃⁿᵈ ˢᵖᵉⁿᵈᶦⁿᵍ ᵗᶦᵐᵉ ᵃᵗ ᵗʰᵉ ˡᵃᵏᵉ ʷᶦᵗʰ ᵐʸ ᵈᵒᵍ, ᵉᵈᵈᶦᵉ. ʰᵃᵛᶦⁿᵍ ᵐʸ ᵈᵉᵖʳᵉˢˢᶦᵒⁿ ˢʸᵐᵖᵗᵒᵐˢ ᵉᵛᵃᵖᵒʳᵃᵗᵉ ᵃᶠᵗᵉʳ ᵃ ˡᶦᶠᵉᵗᶦᵐᵉ ᵒᶠ ˢᵗʳᵘᵍᵍˡᵉ ʰᵃˢ ᵇᵉᵉⁿ ᵃᵐᵃᶻᶦⁿᵍ.” ᴇʟᴇɴ ʀ. ᴍɪᴄʜɪɢᴀɴ, ᴜꜱᴀ
