Shovel-ready: Twitter users predict Keith Olbermann’s new job

http://twitter.com/#!/brucearmstrong1/status/248158270475341825

Maybe someone’s paying Keith Olbermann to do it, but we’re guessing it’s just a hobby at this point; that is, shooting webcam videos in between bouts of trolling female conservatives on Twitter. Who knows? Maybe that webcam video is an audition tape for a new gig?

He doesn’t need to work, thank you very much, but Obama could use some help in pulling up those job numbers. Some in the Twitterverse think they have the inside line on #KeithOlbermannsNewJob.

When do you get to the funny ones? RT @KaTetDihn2012 #KeithOlbermannsNewJob Helping Chris Matthews get his ego through the door at MSNBC

— Keith Olbermann (@KeithOlbermann) September 18, 2012

We get to the funny ones right now!

#KeithOlbermannsNewJob Will be called, "Countdown to No Ratings" http://t.co/HTvgieWH @TwitchyTeam #tcot #MSM #Resist44 #TeaParty #lnyhbt

— Matthew Burke (@MatthewKBurke) September 18, 2012

#KeithOlbermannsNewJob Debbie Wassermsan-Schultz's hair stylist

— Imaumbn™ (@Imaumbn) September 18, 2012

#KeithOlbermannsNewJob Obama's water carrier. Oh Wait …

— Liars Never Win (@liars_never_win) September 18, 2012

#KeithOlbermannsNewJob Massaging the tingles from Chris Matthews' leg.

— ♕ Preso Princess (@S2G2Yep) September 18, 2012

News Director of His Apartment [East Couch] #KeithOlbermannsNewJob

— Rex In Effect (@RexHarrisonsHat) September 18, 2012

https://twitter.com/burtdw1/status/248198356336246786

#KeithOlbermannsNewJob Joy Behar's food taster.

— Chris Barnhart (@ChrisBarnhart) September 18, 2012

#KeithOlbermannsNewJob You Tube Extraordinaire

— The Morning Spew (@TheMorningSpew) September 18, 2012

#KeithOlbermannsNewJob Official conservative hashtag troll.

— ACSpollen (@ACSpollen) September 18, 2012

#KeithOlbermannsNewJob Talking into a hairbrush in his living room via Twitter and YouTube. #WhatAMaroon

— ★♥ Harriet Baldwin (@HarrietBaldwin) September 18, 2012

#KeithOlbermannsNewJob Stocking Fluke's Medicine Cabinet

— Bryan R.. (@youthpastorbry) September 18, 2012

#KeithOlbermannsNewJob an unpaid intern for Anderson Cooper

— Milton Galt (@MiltonFGalt) September 18, 2012

Doing worst cat in the world segments on Animal Planet #ThenSuspendingThem #KeithOlbermannsNewJob

— Rex In Effect (@RexHarrisonsHat) September 18, 2012

#KeithOlbermannsNewJob Empty Chair polisher

— Justin Brady (@RealJustinBrady) September 18, 2012

#KeithOlbermannsNewJob Fact checker at the DNC

— ✌ Monte ✌ (@MonteBlachford) September 18, 2012

#KeithOlbermannsNewJob running off the guys that pee behind the president while he is speaking

— onlinepredator (@onlinepredator7) September 18, 2012

#KeithOlbermannsNewJob Board Operator for @DLoesch

— Roger Jennings (@Sthcalguy8) September 18, 2012

https://twitter.com/Saloman_Grundy/status/248204906819887104

#KeithOlbermannsNewJob Bathtub inspector

— Sam Valley (@SamValley) September 18, 2012

#KeithOlbermannsNewJob Creating Fake #Obama Twitter Followers

— PMS2@pms2 (@PaulMS2) September 18, 2012

#KeithOlbermannsNewJob Jay Carney Fan Club President

— Brow (@GovKaineBrow) September 18, 2012

#KeithOlbermannsNewJob I'd say Obamas caddy but not enough days off and no limo service on the course

— Jared Gebhardt (@JaredGebhardt) September 19, 2012

#KeithOlbermannsNewJob DoJ <-> MediaMatters liaison

— Milton Galt (@MiltonFGalt) September 19, 2012

https://twitter.com/WGlibrarian/status/248214575311364097

#KeithOlbermannsNewJob He can't find work. His time is 100% devoted to blocking everyone using this hashtag

— Michael Lewis (@MichaelLewis73) September 19, 2012

https://twitter.com/mg10453/status/248219538305474560

#KeithOlbermannsNewJob Does puppet theater reenactments of his old MSNBC show.

— Bill Zeiser (@BillZeiser) September 19, 2012

@KeithOlbermann responding to #KeithOlbermannsNewJob hashtag only reminds us that he really does have nothing better to do #47percent

— Ben Bollman (@rockinranger81) September 19, 2012

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