In which we examine the many and diverse #LiberalHalloweenTraditions

http://twitter.com/#!/Artist_Angie/status/526905942601105408

Left wing policies are usually tricks masquerading as treats so Halloween is a big holiday on the progressive calendar. They have many traditional methods of celebrating.

#LiberalHalloweenTraditions Dressing up like a 1/2 dead Polar bear stuck on an ice cap even though I should be able to swim.

— AngieSenseiofSass (@Artist_Angie) October 28, 2014

#LiberalHalloweenTraditions bribing homeless people with cigarettes and sandwiches to vote early and perhaps even illegally.

— Sam J. KillerBunny (@PolitiBunny) October 28, 2014

Blaming all the rich houses for not giving you enough candy even though you were stoned & never left the house. #LiberalHalloweenTraditions

— Pol (@PointlessPol) October 28, 2014

Handing out 3 pieces of candy to each child, then making them give 1 back. #TrickOrTreatTax #LiberalHalloweenTraditions

— Dawn (@dawnmh73) October 28, 2014

Digging up the cemetery for extra voters. #LiberalHalloweenTraditions

— Michael Frisbie (@PastorFrisbie) October 28, 2014

#LiberalHalloweenTraditions Denying candy to anyone with a male costume bc rape culture.

— Privilege Czar Hank (@_HankRearden) October 28, 2014

#LiberalHalloweenTraditions Assaulting Conservative Women .@CarolCNN

— The Morning Spew (@TheMorningSpew) October 28, 2014

You didn't build that costume. #LiberalHalloweenTraditions

— Dawn (@dawnmh73) October 28, 2014

#LiberalHalloweenTraditions Explaining how ALL your costumes are hateful and intolerant. You name it, it's wrong.

— Renna (@RennaW) October 28, 2014

#LiberalHalloweenTraditions Donning your purple penguin costume and using both public restrooms #JustForFun

— Stacey Lennox (@ScotsFyre) October 28, 2014

#LiberalHalloweenTraditions Looting a quick trip

— Call Me The Breeze (@Rem870P) October 28, 2014

#LiberalHalloweenTraditions Dressing up as a traditional family. (Scary!)

— Hired Mind (@thehiredmind) October 28, 2014

#LiberalHalloweenTraditions Grabbing the toy guns from all the cowboys and soldiers

— Stacey Lennox (@ScotsFyre) October 28, 2014

#LiberalHalloweenTraditions handing out Little Debbies to scare kids pic.twitter.com/OZV2F8cPtU

— Donna AlphaBitchTeer (@izzyjsmom) October 28, 2014

#LiberalHalloweenTraditions kids get lectures, not candy

— Cousin Pookie (@recoveringlibrl) October 28, 2014

#LiberalHalloweenTraditions bobbing for pesticide-free, gluten-free, organic, free-range, fair-trade apples

— LimeInDaCoconut (@EgoAenigma) October 28, 2014

Lecturing little girls in princess costumes for succumbing to the cis-gender, heteronormative Patriarchal role #liberalhalloweentraditions

— darleenclick (@darleenclick) October 28, 2014