Fanboy journo! Politico’s Thrush runs cover for Hillary’s ‘verbal typo’

http://twitter.com/#!/Matthops82/status/367310244038180864

For serious! The creepy factor hit a high Tuesday morning as Politico’s Glenn Thrush whipped out his tear-stained diary and madly scrawled out excuses for Hillary Clinton. It’s just a wonder he didn’t throw his briefs up on stage. Shudder.

What prompted him to don his fanboy cape?

http://twitter.com/#!/NolteNC/status/367270120923467776

That does not suit! Thrush-y to the rescue!

http://twitter.com/#!/GlennThrush/status/367270884676866048

Out: What about your gaffes? In: What about your ‘verbal typos’?

http://twitter.com/#!/gabrielmalor/status/367271310780792832

No, no. Totally different, you see. Because, Hillary. Swoon!

http://twitter.com/#!/GlennThrush/status/367271676284637184

Pitiful.

http://twitter.com/#!/GlennThrush/status/367272135531565057

Oh, well. Case closed!

Twitter users rightly gave the pathetic Thrush the business:

http://twitter.com/#!/NolteNC/status/367272270974029827
http://twitter.com/#!/ManOfNoFilter/status/367297365184483330

Where’s Gaffe-o? Lapdogs will politely avert their eyes.

http://twitter.com/#!/Finfanjeff/status/367290937577574401
http://twitter.com/#!/john1gun/status/367282306689413122
http://twitter.com/#!/Snarky_Harding/status/367273040633016320
http://twitter.com/#!/IcebergFive/status/367287957276733441

Bingo.

And win:

http://twitter.com/#!/spongeworthy2/status/367272295011586048

Snicker. Well, we know that Hillary is “no ways tired” of that offensive fake accent. No worries! Fanboy Thrush admits that was “nuts.”

http://twitter.com/#!/GlennThrush/status/367276777967591425

Of course by “nuts,” he likely means awesomely swoon-worthy.

http://twitter.com/#!/MaxTwain/status/367281938471456768

Yep. Not to mention the planned biopic of Saint Hillary.

AP better get on the ball soon!

http://twitter.com/#!/john1gun/status/367277880679469057

Sigh. It’s funny because it could be true. Stay tuned!

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