Closed captioning says bombing suspect Zooey Deschanel taken into custody
http://twitter.com/#!/ZooeyDeschanel/status/325417339803824128
We know that caption isn’t correct — how could Zooey Deschanel be tweeting if she’d been taken into custody?
Apparently the suspect in the boat is Zooey Deschanel, who was much younger than I thought. twitter.com/peterogburn/st…
— Bryan Armen Graham (@BryanAGraham) April 20, 2013
So Zooey Deschannel is in custody? Such a relief. @foxnews
— JoD(@jodmentum) April 20, 2013
They have caught the suspect, Zooey Deschanel. Her bangs have been cut off in order to disarm her. Good job, America!
— Timothy Netz (F) (@Bristel) April 20, 2013
No, they said flash-bang grenades, not flashy bangs.
God damn you, Zooey Deschanel. I hope your soul burns in hell for all eternity. #manhunt twitter.com/OneClassyDouch…
— No Fucks To Give (@OneClassyDouche) April 20, 2013
Zooey Deschanel’s PR team must be furious. #Watertown (via Ryan Light) twitter.com/Hipstercrite/s…
— Lauren Modery (@Hipstercrite) April 20, 2013
