http://twitter.com/#!/adrienne_jensen/status/274954593660702720 As Twitchy reported on Thursday, Vice President Joe Biden attended a Costco grand opening. He noshed on free samples, checked out some kiddie books (reading is hard), and went looking for pie. Good times. Why Costco and not, say, Sam’s Club? It might be because Costco co-founder, former CEO, and current Board member Jim Sinegal is…

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http://twitter.com/#!/Mattphilbin/status/276849370257838080 ‘Tis the season for nondescript winter gifts, and in the spirit of the solstice, conservatives are helping our liberal friends pick the perfect ideologically compatible gift. So, whether you have a Festivus Pole or a sustainably farmed ChrismaHanuKwanzaaKah Shrub, #LiberalChristmasPresents can help you find a present that the liberal in your life will treasure…

http://twitter.com/#!/brandondarby/status/324767667988877312 Breitbart.com’s Brandon Darby is in West, Texas, after a fertilizer plant explosion yesterday evening. According to Darby, first responders sprayed water on the fire, likely making the fire worse. I did use facts. That’s the error they made. Explosion likely would’ve occurred anyways, but they used water. @pumpjacksally — Brandon Darby (@brandondarby) April 18,…

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http://twitter.com/#!/PoliticsBlonde/status/257534384389885952 Never mind Benghazigate or Fast and Furious. Have you heard about Paul Ryan’s career-ending Dish-gate scandal? On Saturday, Ryan and his family visited a Youngstown, Ohio, soup kitchen and rolled up their sleeves to pitch in with cleanup duty. Or did they? Dun dun DUN. Ryan and his family donned some aprons and offered…