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http://twitter.com/#!/SenTedCruz/status/342671573116940289 Are we the only ones fanning ourselves after reading that tweet from Sen. Ted Cruz? Another awesome zinger, this time directed at Attorney General Eric “Snoopy” Holder. Our readers know us so well: http://twitter.com/#!/SimonTemplarPV/status/342671940311470081 Not just “BOOM,” but “DAAAAAAAAAAAAYUM!” http://twitter.com/#!/lachlan/status/342672453543272449 http://twitter.com/#!/FormerDeminTX/status/342672991450181633 http://twitter.com/#!/emgtay/status/342673905569394689 Important exit question: http://twitter.com/#!/kerri1ann/status/342673199185678337 Read more: http://twitchy.com/2013/06/06/shots-fired-ted-cruz-on-why-holder-wont-resign-still-some-amendments-in-bill-of-rights-left-unviolated/

http://twitter.com/#!/lindsaylohan/status/235215826062561280 Using the word “ghetto” is apparently off limits to Lindsay Lohan. The actress was slammed for tweeting “Ghetto hair&makeup-gorilla style” to described the not-so-glamorous setting where she was preparing for a photo shoot. Some tweeters took the remark racially. GHETTO??????! RT @lindsaylohan: Ghetto hair&makeup-gorilla style http://t.co/LfJq0Xzy — Ray (@drunkbysix) August 14, 2012 @lindsaylohan watch…

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