Mrs. Benson, please. I– Because of you, I had to stop right in the middle of rubbing anti-tick lotion on Freddie! Mom, I don’t have ticks! They hide in your leg hair. I don’t have leg hair! Which worries me deeply! Uh. Freddie, you didn’t sign the shampoo agreement. How do I know if…
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Mrs. Benson, please. I– Because of you, I had to stop right in the middle of rubbing anti-tick lotion on Freddie! Mom, I don’t have ticks! They hide in your leg hair. I don’t have leg hair! Which worries me deeply! Uh. Freddie, you didn’t sign the shampoo agreement. How do I know if…
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Ah! What is this disgusting headpiece doing on my head??!! It appears that you are wearing my Christmas headwear. I need that back. Good luck getting it off me… Wait- no! I’ll just take you with me. I recognize that voice… and that smell! No, it can’t be! It’s… It’s The Fat Controller! Merry…
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Okay, what’s your mom like? Um… I… Let’s go back to my dad. Of all the mysteries that surround iCarly, there is one question that reigns supreme. Where’d you get a bag of dog hair? No. When did Spencer start playing keenis? No. Is that a hamster wearing a space helmet? – Don’t touch…
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Auld Lang Syne Ave Maria [Remastered] Blue Christmas Deck The Halls God Rest Ye, Merry Gentlemen Greensleeves [Cinematic] Greensleeves [Acoustic] Jingle Bell Rock Jingle Bells Joy To The World Let It Snow O Christmas Tree O Holy Night Santa Claus Is Coming To Town Silent Night We Wish You A Merry Christmas. As…
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Short rhymes for Santa Claus New Year is coming, Joyful and bright, Santa Claus will bring us Delicious gifts! Grandfather Frost – beautiful, Very kind, very sweet, He comes to every house Lights the Christmas tree in it! Oh, what a dress at the Christmas tree! Oh, how fun New Year, If Santa Claus…
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Calling Cat Valentine. I’m Cat Valentine! Who’s calling? [laughing] Your Secret Santa. Oh my God! Yay! [laughing] And your Christmas present is… your very own cotton candy machine! Whoa. [screaming] That’s right. This man, Larry Stein, will follow you around all week and give you all the cotton candy you want! Oh, my God,…
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I am NOT staying here for Christmas. I had ENOUGH Merry Christmas MOKEY table smack. Oh no, that’s loud table smack 2. What the FUCK is wrong with the floor. Oh BOY, BOY, BOY, BOY WHO’S THERE CHRIMAH Mokey What the fu gasp! Oh, No fear I’m late CHRIMAaAaaH, WHO IS…
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(Upbeat Music) – Two routine teeth cleanings. Okay, let’s take a look. (brass riff) – Are you the dun-tist. – Heil! You there, boy and girl. Your heads are giant! With the bloating and swelling. – We’ve never heard of a place like this before, Mr. Den-tiest. So we wanted to check out all…
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