A Definitive Ranking Of Every “Real Housewives” Tagline Ever
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198. DeShawn Snow, Atlanta — Season 1
Destined for greatness, or just one season as a Housewife? Bravo
196. Jo De La Rosa, OC — Season 1
He didn’t keep you, though. You and Slade broke up, Jo. Bravo
195. Lydia Schiavello, Melbourne — Season 2
Is anyone on these shows a “traditional” housewife? Bravo
194. Bethenny Frankel, NYC — Seasons 1–3
Minus points for name-checking the city. Bravo
192. Kyle Richards, Beverly Hills — Season 3
Again, Bethenny’s tagline reworked. Bravo
191. Teresa Giudice, New Jersey — Season 3
+1 for not just saying “New Jersey is my state.” Bravo
190. Porsha Stewart, Atlanta — Season 5
What’s the opposite of a humble brag? Bravo
188. Kelly Killoren Bensimon, NYC — Seasons 2–3
It would be weird if you hated living it. Bravo
187. Marysol Patton, Miami — Season 1
Subtle plug for your PR firm, Marysol. Bravo
183. Kyle Richards, Beverly Hills — Season 2
You and Chyka should combine your luck forces. Bravo
181. Kim Richards, Beverly Hills — Season 3
We need to restrict everyone’s use of the word “journey.” Bravo
179. Caroline Manzo, New Jersey — Season 4
This is a lie. You’re on the Real Housewives. Bravo
178. Kandi Burruss, Atlanta — Season 7
Again, you’re a Housewife. Drama is your job. Bravo
177. Jacqueline Laurita, New Jersey — Season 3
Is anyone not their own person? Bravo
175. Michaele Salahi, D.C. — Season 1
You’d expect a better tagline from the woman who (allegedly) crashed a White House state dinner. Bravo
174. Camille Grammer, Beverly Hills — Season 1
Kelsey Grammer did call RHOBH his “parting gift” to Camille before their divorce. Bravo
173. Jackie Gillies, Melbourne — Season 1
Camille’s tagline + two extra shines. Bravo
170. Cat Ommanney, D.C. — Season 1
Like the show, which was canceled after one season. Bravo
166. Melissa Gorga, New Jersey — Season 5
Literally. Take a page from Love Italian Style: The Secrets of My Hot and Happy Marriage by Melissa Gorga. Bravo
165. Phaedra Parks, Atlanta — Seasons 3–4
And this is why Phaedra is a lawyer/mortician/fitness instructor/etiquette expert. Bravo
164. Lydia McLaughlin, OC — Season 8
So, Lydia does not believe in reincarnation. Bravo
161. Heather Dubrow, OC — Season 8
Heather DuBrow, formerly the only brunette on RHOC. Bravo
160. NeNe Leakes, Atlanta — Seasons 3–4
When you leave a room, do you sell it? Bravo
159. Alexis Bellino, OC — Season 8
Only God — and millions of Bravo viewers — can judge you. Bravo
158. Tamra Judge, OC — Season 8
Technically if you start over, you’re wiping away everything you already did… so you can’t look back. Bravo
157. Amber Marchese, New Jersey — Season 6
Except all the other women on the show who you fought with, Amber. Bravo
155. Gretchen Rossi, OC — Season 8
Would’ve been better with “I get tougher too.” Bravo
151. Heather Thomson, NYC — Season 6
Minus points for basically stealing Aviva’s tagline. Bravo
149. Alexia Echevarria, Miami — Season 1
Surprising this didn’t end with “And I do.” Bravo
147. Lisa Vanderpump, Beverly Hills — Season 1
We’ve reached the end of the “In [city], [x} gives you [y]” section of taglines. Bravo
146. Alex McCord, NYC — Seasons 1–3
And one of those people is Jill Zarin (see below). Bravo
143. Kyle Richards, Beverly Hills — Season 4
This is just Kyle’s Season 1 tagline recycled. Bravo
137. Cynthia Bailey, Atlanta — Season 5
But hold onto beauty as long as you can! Bravo
135. Melissa Gorga, New Jersey — Season 6
Solid try at reworking “forgive and forget.” Bravo
134. Gina Liano, Melbourne — Season 2
Another attempt at updating an old adage, but it really just sounds like you misp
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