18 outrageous, ridiculous Twitter rants, misfires and meltdowns from Alec Baldwin
http://twitter.com/#!/TheMorningSpew/status/372452556187766784
With rumors of an MSNBC show in the works, liberal actor Alec Baldwin slammed a photographer into a car, reenacting the Miley Cyrus twerk-fest. Time for a reminder of the serial Twitter quitter’s angry antics and vapid leftist tweets!
Here are some of the assault-happy actor’s greatest hits (that don’t involve his fists):
1) Alec dislikes Florida. And deletes the tweet.
http://twitter.com/#!/SteveKrak/status/356259199329640448
2) Alec implies that military officials involved in the Iraq War should be executed.
http://twitter.com/#!/ABFalecbaldwin/status/116709382301036544
3) The anti-gay slur against a British journalist, and threats of violence. Also deleted.
Someone wrote that my wife was tweeting at a funeral.
Hey. That's not true.
But I'm gonna tweet at your funeral.— ABFoundation (@ABFalecbaldwin) June 27, 2013
http://twitter.com/#!/ABFalecbaldwin/status/350438136624582656
http://twitter.com/#!/ABFalecbaldwin/status/350437849411223553
http://twitter.com/#!/ABFalecbaldwin/status/350437641004654592
George Stark, you lying little bitch.
I am gonna f%#@ you up.
dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/arti…— ABFoundation (@ABFalecbaldwin) June 28, 2013
4) Alec smears the late Andrew Breitbart while demanding debate with the “FrackNation” director whom he wouldn’t debate before, and accuses him of assaulting Yoko Ono! No really! All deleted, natch.
http://twitter.com/#!/ABFalecbaldwin/status/341312715047981056
Phelim, you are a dreadful filmmaker.
But come debate me, you tired old bullshitter.— ABFoundation (@ABFalecbaldwin) June 01, 2013
Come debate me, Phelim, you lumpy old gas whore.
Who's paying you?— ABFoundation (@ABFalecbaldwin) June 01, 2013
You were barred from that panel bc we were told you assaulted Yoko Ono.
Is that true, Pheeeeeeelim— ABFoundation (@ABFalecbaldwin) June 01, 2013
5) Alec wishes he could see into Lindsay Graham’s soul? Once again, deleted.
http://twitter.com/#!/ABFalecbaldwin/status/342831184419627008
6) Offended by the number of butts on the ground in New York, Alec calls for the banning of cigarettes. Or we could just enforce laws against littering.
Cigarette smoking should be banned in NYC.
Why?
Bc there are 100,000 butts on the ground on every block— ABFoundation (@ABFalecbaldwin) April 30, 2013
7) Who killed John F. Kennedy?! Alec is just a guy asking questions. Stupid questions.
http://twitter.com/#!/ABFalecbaldwin/status/324857362047451136
8) The Supreme Court hates democracy because of flag-waving ‘mericans!
http://twitter.com/#!/ABFalecbaldwin/status/307502416637620224
9) Supposedly Catholic older white male says Obama’s reelection means “the end of white, middle-aged Christian male dominance.” Deletes this tweet too.
Obama's election signaled 1 change.
His re-election signaled another.
The end of white, middle-aged Christian male dominance— ABFoundation (@ABFalecbaldwin) November 10, 2012
10) Twittercide! Alec deletes his twitter account for the second time! (and returns several months later)
http://twitter.com/#!/ABFalecbaldwin/status/219767664254521344
11) Tabloids should be regulated by the government, no matter who loses their job! Because Alec says so!
If US magazine folded on Monday, would you care?
Really?
#tabloidmagazinesshouldberegulated— AB (@alecbaldwin) July 01, 2012
12) Alec assaults paparazzi, says they should all be waterboarded.
http://twitter.com/#!/alecbaldwin/status/215086805496766464
13) Millionaire Alec asks followers to send him $20 so that he can have peace and quiet!
http://twitter.com/#!/alecbaldwin/status/194256154161983489
14) Alec fights the power! Burn your TV! Wait, isn’t he a television star? Uh…
http://twitter.com/#!/alecbaldwin/status/187728245674868738
http://twitter.com/#!/alecbaldwin/status/187728339816026112
15) Alec whines about not being allowed to play “Words With Friends” on an airplane, holds up entire plane.
http://twitter.com/#!/AlecBaldwin/status/144174648920260608
http://twitter.com/#!/mjw/status/144163608903958528
16) Alec rails on a “queen” barista at Starbucks. Poor homophobe can’t get good service.
17) Alec predicts that spending on green energy will be as successful as … Detroit. Can’t wait!
18) You know what’s really stupid? When people are proud of being moms!
That’s quite a prolific career, including multiple Twittercides, and still going strong! We can only hope for more idiocy on Twitter from our favorite hypocritical, bitter, angry, violent limousine liberal, Mr. Alexander ‘Alec’ Baldwin!
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