I Triple Fused Pokémon as a Mad Scientist
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my name is Dr Fusion all day and night but you may call me Dr fuse I’ve already proven myself a scientific genius by creating a perfect clone of Mew by using the power of Pokémon Fusion but there is still one more intellectual Mountain for me to climb stable triple fusion they’re talking about me on TV finally the notoriety I’ve craved for so long Professor Oak wants to talk to me about a legendary Pokémon I’m always happy to add more of those to my repertoire everyone in the Pokémon scientific Community is very impressed by your achievement thank you yes I am a genius I told them this whole time a colleague in the Joh to region a long time ago scientists from Cinnabar Island engineered a Pokémon more powerful than any others yes indeed Meow two if I could capture Mew too and combine it with Mew would that be mule four I already made mu3 mu 3.5 or 2.5 new bark town in the Joh to region fantastic I’ve been unable to find my answers for triple fusion here in Kanto so it makes sense to go somewhere new oh my goodness women you must have heard about my scientific breakthroughs huh and now the gym leader I will defeat you like I’ve defeated all the other Gym Leaders definitely on the first try Whitney what is that Katrina what kind of gym leader are you with a Giratina Fusion Hi how are you oh it’s oh it’s Jira turn okay that is far more acceptable Eros what is an Eros help me Chan something my worst enemy reborn oh my God it’s vile and it immediately is rolling out so don’t love that age of all resists the rollout and then I can King’s shield now you fall to my mother okay or you could or you could drink your own milk how does that work how did that do so much less This Time come on there we go these Joh to gym leaders are pushovers I shouldn’t be so serious I am a serious scientific researcher I’m always serious I’ve never once said anything funny and now off I go to new bark town oh a town the slowpoke’s ball suddenly started overflowing and flooded the town and now there’s slow pokes everywhere yeah well that that fits sir do you happen to know anything about the flooding that’s occurred here oh you’ve got nothing to do with it leave me alone well you sound very trustworthy I will do as you wish wait I can’t get in sir are you sure you didn’t know anything oh my god oh we’re battling meow too okay you got me I just jammed a bunch of shelter in that well and it all flooded why would you do that why did I do it I most definitely can’t tell you or I’ll mess everything up Sir you have kind of messed everything up well he fled um there’s a bunch of shelter in there could we take the slow poke there sir I’ve solved the mystery you seen yeah what stupid name I agree a new hm dive let’s go for a dip how am I breathing do I have anything on my mouth oh now I’m just walking what do I have gills I have to use the power of Pokémon evolution a slow bro brilliant I am a genius now get in there fantastic wait you’re the gym leader what why don’t we go ahead and Crush another gym leader ah you’re dead that is not where I thought the head was going to go hey you what the hello Kurt I will defeat you and your beat us beat us Forrester I feel like I am staring into the infinite slows or whoa not appropriate Alexa oh you are not bug type your normal Rock that’s all right I have something that handles this I’m at Max attack now so I just have to hit it once and it definitely dies oh I hit it immediately oh that was great it has it has sturdy so that’s stupid fine don’t get back to full it’s back to full so I hate the chancy bliss fusions one more yes take that you’re worthless nope you know what I’m going to remain calm this time I have grown as a person and also that wasn’t nearly as bad as the Chinook oh you make poke balls a Scorch ball spark ball toxic ball so many balls frost ball that might be the least Pleasant one oh what is this an offer for funding fantastic all I have to do is promote some Fool’s merch done the cave for Mighty plush with glow-in-the-dark eyes is available now at mnjtvmerch.com there are also comfortable stretchy Mighty socks mnjtvmerch.com Linked In the description below now where’s my funding uh the ruins of Alf chamber D more like chamber D’s you again know you again ruins about for something important don’t follow me if you didn’t want me to follow you just don’t tell me where you’re going this you sign guy is very dumb what the hell is that the mysterious Beast fled wait it looked kind of like Entei and I have an Entei I wonder could it be related racoon tell me more you sign took place in Azalea town there were rumors of a legendary water type Pokémon that had been cited near Azalea town there it was suicune the legendary Pokémon raiko another one of the legendary beast Pokémon had also showed up alongside suicune instinctively threw a pair of DNA splicers in the water did what it was supposed to do unfortunately this caused my creation to flee you created raccoon and if I raccoon Infuse it with Entei the third legendary beast real achieve my triple fusion dreams I swear it beep or I could appears to be nearby there it is racoon or legendary Pokémon maybe I’ll get lucky what ah Gengar can learn mean look and to catch the racoon what better Pokémon to fuse it with then NJ fuse you glorious beasts create the ultimate Pokémon to capture raccoon and it’s a gentle mean look there you are again I won’t let you get away this time mean look apparently I have to be faster they call you Mr. Pokémon well I suppose I’m the last person who can judge very on the nose names A mysterious Pokémon called he responds all into the sound of a rare glass flute it’s weirdly specific We Believe akus could be the key required to open a door to alternate Dimensions whoa okay that’s a lot uh you seen should I be concerned you want to see my legendary birds oh your Dittos are so you can transform into it sure a strange flute that shines on a sword wait is that the flute that he was the guy talking about akus that’s the flute you just have it you’ll give it to me if I help you acquire some more legendary Pokémon dude oh my God I just have to catch raccoon which I was going to do anyways and then I can get the flute that summons akus okay Gente is level 50.
Hopefully that will be enough I will get you this time raccoon mean look yes it’s trapped and it no crunch which is very bad just go to sleep oh my God I landed it okay this is fantastic oh I could do it a status ball works better on a Pokémon with a status ailment such as sleep oh no we woke up can it run if the Pokémon that used mean look fainted oh man okay I found it again quickly it does stay hurt please yes that was so much work out of curiosity though what does this look like reversed what are those what are what is happening up there what that looks so ridiculous it looks beta and I don’t mean like I’m an alpha male like it looks like not a finished Pokémon can I have the flute that makes the Arcos thank you fellow on the nose name man I have the flute you described playing a smelly on top of the Region’s highest peak will reveal a staircase to aku’s where is that oh probably the thing with mount in the name what why is it closed it’s very dangerous absolutely no one I am Dr fuse I have multiple legendary Pokémon how dare you well it seems ark us will have to wait but in the meantime I now have several legendary Pokémon and I think it might be fun to change up the team a bit so for example right now I have Lux flame but what if I made a different electric flying Pokémon fuse legendary lightning what do you become very dumb now what if we do entail with suicune or legendary Fusion combine be cool if that is a blue and purple Entei with a with a big stick on its head and what if we reverse it that is cooler but I have an idea Um dose is the oldest Fusion on my team very powerful very effective but I think it could use a change my powerful sea serpent combined with the legendary beast of water what storm do you create whoa that’s like a beautiful Dragon Swedish embodies The Compassion of a pure spring of water when humans begin to fight it will appear and burn everything to the ground let’s find out if this looks cool fuse yes oh my God it does look cool Professor Elm why is there just a log in the corner I am indeed Dr fuse good to know my reputation precedes me a legendary Pokémon Meow two perfect it is inside Cerulean cave in Kanto let’s go catch Meow two and there it is Meow two he’s dancing to the music I created a superior clone and it’s time to prove it come on it’s in perfect spot for it I need this power yeah ah I am Dr fuse and I am the master of the scientific monster I can now fuse Mew with Meow two to create the ultimate Pokémon Mew four yeah let’s call it Mew four triple fusion still eludes me though feel strongly I can find the secrets deeper within the Joh to region well um I guess I’ll fight this gym because I don’t know where to go that doesn’t look safe it’s time to defeat another gym leader the world’s best dragon master I literally fought Lance oh my God that doesn’t look healthy it’s fine one more discharge from um Arya Izzard that’s just terrible that’s hideous that’s just awful I’m realizing it’s probably bug type oh my gosh mew4 you’re so powerful Guard actor yes is this one actually going to be a dragon type oh it’s jaw that’s not right oh that that that thing needs surgery there we go another one bites the dust oh look at that she just gave me the badge without throwing a fit wait how do I get across I need another one of those fancy moves dumping over holes isn’t that what the monks training in Violet city is all about I will have these monks train me excuse me I am in need of assistance for my scientific research only monks are allowed upstairs please stay on this floor if you came here to pray I’m a man of science not religion Dr fuse also Dr spy oh my God I made another what is happening here oh I’ve never been so afraid of these things are you serious they’re not stopping me Gobat boots what I can jump over this ledge like Hermes oh my goodness Mama swine wow oh duck defuse has found his first shiny uh I think this might be a random shiny I thought it might have been like a Gyroid’s situation like a Red Gyroid’s situation but I appear to have gotten a legitimate shiny a random one oh my God I need to get to the next town so I could put this thing on my team that’s insane I got a fuse it with something what do I fuse it with how about you they combine to form ah well that’s hideous Entei and memo swine what do you become huh colors are cool I’ll give it that okay well what if I reverse it okay that is incredible that is are you serious very much considering that um but I want to see more options oh canine and shiny Mama swine become garbage but if you reverse you become wow oh look at that ARCA swine shiny Mama swine with Venu Saur becomes what it looks a different color every time I reverse it I mean ah Fusion oh yep that’s worse it looks stupid but just wait we have whoa look at those freaking hands that’s what we’re rolling with a shiny ma’am Chomp oh look at that sparkle I made it down the mountain blasted through those trainers with ma’am Chomp mahogany town and another gym to fight the weather around Lake of Rage has been exceptionally chilly as of late powerful Pokémon is causing this oh I must investigate oh no oh my God nobody show this to pm7 or he might leave his fiancée John don’t be mad at me the lake of Rage it’s White Rock my device is picking up a strange energy around it my name is kolres a fellow scientist hello good sir I’m sure you’ve heard of my scientific achievements it appeared out of nowhere and has the scientists of the region baffled I don’t know if I’m quite baffled I’m sure I know exactly what that is it’s a cold and we’ll do my own research I will discover the key oh hello well until we discovered that key Let’s uh take down another gym let’s do this old man Dr fuse will strike you down in for vile Fire and Ice this is risky but this might work I was wrong that was dim all right we got we got that down oh why do they do this take that you weird bat lady oh I oh this thing’s going to be either ice steel or ice rock neither of which are weak to this oh okay I didn’t know it was super effective what another gym badge Acquired and still no closer to triple fusion I haven’t found any answers here it critique City such beautiful Autumn Leaves which is weird it’s July are you all right thrashing about in his sleep dark is watching me what is darkest there has been a strange otherworldly energy lingering at the bell tower these days Alder the universe Champion came to investigate it oh it’s signature similar to that of a legendary uno van Pokémon wait you can’t even let me in you can’t let me are you serious look at him doing this dance how dare you I am Dr fuse I have research to do you the gym leader come and talk to me from this side and I’ll decide if you’re a worthy opponent very well I walked on these old creaky planks with no hesitation like a phantom in the night thank you special Challenger I am thank you all right well I guess another Gym battle gosh I’m just not sure what else to do besides get stronger all right Morty what am I looking at oh my gosh that thing cursed me I have to switch I’ll Crush you with a moon blast boom we violin should Ninja it is all right well you probably have Wonder guard oh I see what you’re doing here you’re a dark Ghost type with Wonder guard which means the only super effective damage is from fairy type moves well unluckily for you Morty my fairy Warriors right here it has a focus sash okay let’s just do it again really got to switch into that thing that monstrosity and now here’s the moon blast finally kills it I’m a genius snore slash doesn’t look as cool as I feel like it could I’m predicting a king’s Shield oh it didn’t even do it wow that really hurts oh my God okay let’s just crunch now crunch again there it goes another gym leaner over and done with I’m a genius I’m confused there are supposed to be eight gems one two I forgot to fight falconer see got so distracted by raccoon I completely forgot about this one ah there you are sorry I skipped you earlier it’s just the sky is just I’ve heard about this guy who made like a whole team about it very weird well uh I was supposed to fight you earlier so this is going to be easy oh chili scar Doom that thing is sick oh you are oh you had an air balloon no well now I can do this goodbye there is that stupid vowel again oh no finally man ma’am chop ma’am chop is dominating this looks extremely weak to ice you’re a pilot goodbye that was easy I feel like I deserve some kind of reward for my scientific genius and battle prowess such as you subscribe subscribing many of you who watch these videos probably think you’re subscribed but actually aren’t make sure you subscribe because the guy who runs this channel has to do a freaking military tank playthrough if he hits a million and that would be funny okay so back to this that’s still only six where are the others but they be down here let’s head back to the seven islands maybe they are secretly Gym Leaders there I don’t know ha-ha sand castles you suck oh my God whoa what a beautiful undersea biome guess we’ll keep diving holy crap how deep can I go I uh might be kind of lost wait where am I what is this I’m inside I’m somewhere new excuse me sir who’s this oh I found a rare gem insert the sapphire oh I have found yet another legendary Pokémon Caillou girl we’re under the water how is it raining oh wait there’s a gym leader from Joh to visiting but he went up north immediately when he got to the island there is a gym leader out here in the islands I knew it there he is the Joh to gym leader my life into pieces let’s do this by the waterfall this is epic Moon blast you immediately Blaze name oh that thing is cool I forgot to get my Kruger I’m just there’s so much going on you know what I don’t know why I’m holding him back let’s use mew4 and just destroy this belly drum I don’t care you die here goodbye ah sure you cannot stop the power of mew4 nor can you budgie boy got a Joh to gym badge far from Joh to before we head off to Naval Rock though I want to fuse Kruger with something two legendary Pokémon of water combined together the ultimate wave whoa okay not what I expected but that’s sick now what do these beasts make oh my God after some deep scientific debate I have decided that this is what I want to go with coyote I don’t know three Island canned island of family bonding I have no family this man says there’s a Sky Pillar in his home region rumored to be the resting place of a legendary dragon Pokémon from the sky I don’t really care about this guy it would appear to someone who’s met with both Kruger and Group Don I have Kruger I simply need Group Don and if I could fuse the three of them together I’d be even more Unstoppable with the power of Fusion science why are there Kendra’s in here how are you not drowning starfish and Beetle whoa and turtle are is every trainer on this route just like they just use animals and crocodile yep just animals and there there’s lizard no my God that’s not what I thought monkey donkey and turkey oh my gosh what’s going on here highly classified information you’re just telling me my scientific reputation precedes me I believe there was a media but this object’s compositions unlike any media we’ve seen before running some tests on it we now believe that it’s part of an alien spaceship what I will conduct scientific research for this as long as I get credit for whatever discoveries are made before I continue looking for that last Joh to gym leader though should I hunt down Group Don should I hunt for pieces of the spaceship let’s do the spaceship that’s more sciences oh my gosh there it is oh well I found it gentlemen I returned to you on this dark and stormy night with the other spaceship parts and they’re just debris fantastic just going to keep you waiting my calculations to correct the endless Bishop should be at these exact coordinates And I memorized them because I’m a genius not too far off the coast from Cinnabar Island fantastic and here we are what is that what the heck ah am I supposed to follow it um I have no idea what I’m doing I’m Dr fuse I’m not an athlete I don’t know how to run around what is happening oh I caught it I caught it again maybe I am an athlete what just happened oh hello oh wow oh for a second there I thought there was some there was some Pokémon human Fusion going on hello success yes I caught the alien extraterrestrial life discovered by Dr fuse I must report back to the fancy men wait they’re gone where did the fancy men go well in the meantime yes fuse together you psychic powerhouses Oh I thought I would like that more well let’s reverse it instead we have that one looks significantly better you five now I want to see about finding Group Don through and I uh am not sure where that would be let’s try out Mew five look at him tentacles okay an entrance deeper within well I could find some fire gems to make Ember cream I don’t know if I want any roll with making creams it’s too hot to go down any further what clearly I will have to make the cream foreign what the heck well um this thing’s going to run so I might as well uh just get this done yes I’ll see it later sir I have a bunch of fire gems now but I only have to give him one I only had to give him one he said some fire gems okay whatever I am now covered in cream and able to descend into the volcano where I am hoping I will find Group Don looks as if something is moving under the lava I found a ruby that’s what I need the Ruby shines bright I guess I’ll throw it into the lava yes there it is Group Don I will capture you using a Kruger fusion and now it’s time for some heavy balls and there we go Dr fuse has the god of the sea and now the god of the land and now that I have Group Don should I fuse it with another legendary of flame and land or should I fuse it with its mortal enemy let’s do ante and Group Don first just to see what will the two of you become that’s insane that’s just insane oh my God sea and land together at last but now what if I reverse it instead becomes a knockout (don) whoa oh my gosh that looks way cooler I do now have two ground types um but one is a shiny so it’s going to stay this thing has insane stats it’s only level 64 and it’s attacking special attack are around 200.
Now that I have coyote on I feel comfortable heading back out into the Wilderness in search of the final Joh to gym leader five Island where time goes what Jasmine the gym leader the final gym it’s time the final gym battle a little rude to immediately start with something not weak to ground but whatever we’ll just Thunder coyote gets his first KO in a gym battle and not any Fisher whoa that thing is cool and is hopefully a weak to ground that’s bad that’s super bad never mind Magna toys whoa look at the little eyes coming out of the thing another one bites the dust melt down that thing is so cool and so dead turns out when you fuse two of the strongest legendary Pokémon in existence together um it makes something really good which means finally hi Dr views have all of the badges from another region uh now what wait what is this wait Team Rocket what are you doing here whoa what is this who are those people in those ridiculous hoods you Laney Ariana and you’re whatever that is and it’s Frozen now and now it’s gone oh that thing is so cool though really weak to ground but cool Team Plasma purchased a custom fitted Canon extension I should chase them they seem like evildoers and also seem like they’re doing some cool science stuff now what do we have in here hello if you all only use metal Pokémon you’re in for a rough time we’ve spent years developing this Pokémon you’ve created a Pokémon share with me your research quit attacking me oh my God he’s so buff and bisexual it shows a representation to the genetic code of an ancient Pokémon what just a scientist please spare me of course you’re a scientists were friends they hired you to genetically engineer the most powerful Pokémon to date what did you create what is in there whoa I don’t believe it they fused a Pokémon with a gun many balls later stay in the ball genocide oh my god well now that I have this it is clear to me in order to achieve the most powerful scientifically generated Pokémon I must fuse Meow two with the gun combine with the power of science yeah music no its Mew sex I mean mu6 I now have the most powerful synthetic Pokémon to ever exist and still no closer to figuring out freaking triple fusion it seems to me though that the way to solve this is simply to get more legendary Pokémon their powers got to be able to fuse it somehow right I need to get Ray quartz the man on this island had some information about it indeed the place called Sky Pillar and I have both Kruger and Group Don my son is accepted to take you to the Sky Pillar in the Hoenn region that that’s far um but sure holy crap this is insane oh my God another floor I did it okay how many floors do I have to do of this cursed Viking oh my God I finally made it I finally made it now you stupid lizard you’re coming with me wait what the what did it feel bad for all of the bicycle struggles I’m a big fan of coyote on here but I do kind of want to see what happens if I fuse these guys with their boss first Group Don and Ray Quartz land and Sky together as something dumb but if I reverse it oh my God way better holy crap but now for Kruger and Ray-quartz together they form a Blu-ray-quartz but if I reverse it becomes oh my God that thing is awesome oh my God I’m using that off to Naval Rock oh no there’s a cave okay cool why do I have to do all these athletic Feats to get all these legendary Pokémon what is what oh hey I avoided that one ah wait what is up here what is that Hogie the legendary god of over or stuffed sandwiches and we start talking timer balls yay then it worked immediately yeah the hoagie what if I do you with you flame from the land with flame from the sky oh it uh hold on you look better the other way a little bit why do the birds always end up looking goofy now as a scientist I’ve heard of people getting stuck in Endless nightmares before it’s something that Darkrai does and I would love to have the power of Darkrai but uh apparently someone with an evil heart could probably make him snap out of it and this lady says I generally try to do the right thing so uh I need to do evil stuff so I’m going to buy Pokémon off the black market which is closed until night time okay I guess I’ll take a nap I’ll rest at this hotel for 12 hours wait what is this wait hold up hold on no I’m getting scared this was not the hotel I went to sleep in what is going on what is happening wait what a gym this looks just like Pallet Town until the gym the lit what Professor Oak is a gym leader what is happening master balls are you jirashi and you talk I was unable to make a decision in this case I see that in no choice but to challenge you to a battle what why are we fighting can I catch you I can’t catch you I just wanted to rest until night time so I could do just a little bit of crime and now I’m dealing with this what was what was the 20 these are nothing more than wishes and I wish it’s just a dreamy witch whatever wait am I home wait I I went to sleep in Celadon City and woke up in in here I am I am so tired all right what just happened let me just find the black market in case they attack me I should make sure the right Pokémon oh my God what you sneaking I am incredible wait did I just stumble upon another legendary location I can place Pokémon in the basket huh hold on I need to translate this text the first word is type and then it says rock type Rock I can’t seem to find a translation for that Center symbol but there’s type again and then ice it seems I need to bring Pokémon that correspond to these typing Corners diesel in there pseudo clang in there and R to Dawn in there loud noise echoed from underground oh it worked Reggie gigas you will be mine let’s go the leader of the Rejoice terrible with slow start but I simply have to fuse it with something else to get rid of it a ground type with the one who towed continents what will you be foreign oh my God it’s typing is terrible but God it’s cool I no longer have a ground type though so uh I’ve tried to do a fire type with Group Don for some time and I haven’t found something I’ve really been fond of but I want to try this the power of the sun with the Fire Dog becomes whoa are you kidding me why is that so cool really weak to water but like the drought’s going to be set up this team is nasty and I love it remind me ark us in response to the sound of the flute that I have yes playing its Melody on top of the Region’s highest peak I never sorted out the meaning of those markings on the ground all the way up here I couldn’t get it to work before but maybe I have to run around a little bit no all right just spin no what do I have to do oh I depress a I will blow into the flute sure oh my goodness I can’t believe it this this is taller than Mount Silver I didn’t predict this whoa my goodness I found it oh cool join me there we go a thrilling I caught God now look I am a man of science not religion so I don’t actually think akus is God it’s just really strong and fancy which means it’s possible that its power could be utilized for triple fusion you seem to know things tell me more could be the key to solving the mysteries of the unknown and the ruins of Alf oh of course you’ve been studying the runes for many years but something feels different uh could it be a god llama whoa what excuse me uh what is this what is why do I keep being taken places against my will the youngster like you’d be interested in the Sin Joe ruins is not something we see every day yes let’s I would I would enjoy the cabin or someone else at the cabin famous trainer from Sinnoh oh my God please don’t attack me more legendary Pokémon with their powers I must be must be triple fusion according to an ancient document time space and antimatter are what combined we call the world shall be born when Aku stands on the mystery stage wow oh it’s bright what is happening oh what huh that’s what New York City oh this is bending my mind what an egg another egg and a shining sphere girl that was crazy I felt like my third eye opened seemed to be surrounded by that strange power again oh my god I think I’m going to be sick I would like to leave now I swear if I hatch those eggs and I end up with three togepi’s I’m going to be pissed a super incubator can instantly hatch an egg do I dare aha the ghost I really wish I had two more of those that was my Palkia impression and there’s Dialga all right I have the God and the gods underlings that created the universe these have got to be triple fusion compatible right kind of ugly you look better the other way I see exciting tendrils nope that’s uh that’s garbage uh no I still can’t fuse it with anything else uh that just looks like a fat long neck dinosaur but if we reverse it hey that one’s not bad okay do you guys turn out cool oh uh yes you do oh my God that’s sick oh we got to reverse it for science not quite as cool I dig the space Wings the neck looks a little weird but uh cool maybe if I fuse god with Satan oh uh that’s honestly kind of disappointing but reversing it creates the coolest one so far is that just a little Earth floating no its Dragon normal I wanted it to be ghost normal unfortunately though despite all of those cool and or terrible fusions triple fusion still doesn’t appear possible even with the power of these Universe creating Pokémon which leads me to believe that their stories were greatly exaggerated what if I fuse Reggie gigas with combine you powerful creatures remove slow start become God whoa that thing’s crazy the Colossal Alpha Pokémon but now what about Mama swine with Giratina ghost ground what will you two become whoa that thing’s insane right green I did not foresee this tusks of antimatter that’s what it looks like normally but mine’s green I mean I got to use this right this thing this thing is so cool the team’s a little weak to ground and fire but we’ve got drizzle rager I think we’ll be okay and just Argus I’m still incapable of triple fusion Team Rocket figured out that the Pokémon had to be genetically similar in order for triple fusion to work that’s why they were able to succeed in creating that malkuno the problem is that it was unstable so not even the three legendary birds were genetically similar enough I thought Giratina Dialga and Palkia could work because they were birthed from the same God but apparently not what other Pokémon out there could possibly be similar enough to have the genetic compatibility for triple fusion but also the power to do it wait a minute col rests that fellow scientist at the lake of Rage he’s from univa and the first Pokémon we were ever aware of capable of fusion was from univa and the DNA splicers they were first created in univa and it’s all because of tales about Universe Original Dragon when Zekrom Reshiram and Kyurem were all one Pokémon I’ve done it I’ve got it I’m a genius if I can get a hold of the three university dragon Pokémon and combine them to create the original dragon that must be the key to triple fusion where can I find them you have no idea okay well um wait didn’t someone in ecritique say Alder was there Alder The unovan League champion came to investigate it I could talk to him he he’s from university he must know something there you are tell me what do you know the kimono girls are so elegant are you just here to check out girls there is science to be done I do have a quite the reputation Obana shares my Pokémon is stronger than I’ve ever seen uh yeah my fusions are stable of course they’re well bonded after seeing you battle it’s evident that you are deserving of these ah that looks important they contain the spirits of the you just handed me the legend bring the stones to the top of the tower and capture the legendries I guess I just ring the bell now oh the energy oh I feel it oh it’s kind of ticklish I will indeed peek into the Vortex what whoa freaking Reshiram that looks awesome maybe I’ll get lucky I did get lucky oh my gosh oh it’s Destiny good sir I caught the Reshiram Rush Ramen Zekrom were once part of the same dragon Pokémon yes I’m familiar the original Dragon got separated into three Pokémon a long time ago a third one called Quran yes I must track it down I should share this with coal res yes I’ll head to him at once chorus I captured Reshiram do you have any ideas about the whereabouts of qrem this ice is it qram and ice type oh I’ll touch the rock oh boy this could be one of the greatest discoveries of our time fantastic chorus scientists working together as long as I get primary author credit on the journal you’re coming with me one of the few Pokémon ever known to successfully fuse prior to this region I’m going to catch it you’ve got away a lot right it worked look at that I have curem I believe that Fusion technology could make it possible to combine the three of them again and recreate this original little dragon you understand chorus a fellow genius finally someone on my scientific level I’ve heard that silphco used to have a machine that can triple fuse Pokémon what I mean of course Team Rocket utilized their space at one point but this the fusion wasn’t stable you’re going to go work on the machine I wish for you to come and see me when it’s ready oh I could go see you now I wish to assist I need to help call rescue he left without me he was just so excited he didn’t understand that I could assist with the research I’ve searched the whole building he’s not here damn it korres where are this close I’m this close to achieving triple fusion and I just can’t find the guy who knows where the machine is if maybe Professor Oak knows something I’ve met Cynthia yep she remembers me I don’t care about whatever it is you’re discussing congratulations sure whatever there are pressing manners scientists from your home region have those odd readings on Mount Silver as you approach the Sun at its peers of the laws of physics start to behave strangely time slows down and object seem to be pulled inwards what we need to turn back what why the thing you saw was beyond anything you could imagine oh we were prepared to take it on but we’re not even close that thing’s Powers it’s unnatural what just approaching it made my body turbo uncontrollably with fear this Expedition is over we’ll have to make our way back down now I’m serious Dr fuse whatever is out there it’s just too dangerous I cannot let you any farther wait what are you kidding me oh well this is not off to a stellar start all right nose earthquake that sucks but uh let’s hope moon blast does a lot oh my God it was it was a shot why don’t I bring in this Pokémon I’m just so frazzled I didn’t even think about it maybe Shadow seek is enough are you kidding me are you kidding me how did that crit I only have five PP for rock climb because I just taught him it oh my God and I set up the rain for it and now I just lose I didn’t even want to go to the stupid Mountain I just want triple fusion hi I will get stronger I will crush Cynthia and get to the top of that mountain and Crush whatever is there I’ve done some research and some planning and I have determined that my team despite being full of legendary Gods was bad take on this blessing Venus urus show us your most powerful form oh look he’s happy to recreate one of the coolest fusions we’ve seen this guy an ice fire type take flight Meow two now look at that we got a big friendlier looking Meow two catch these hands this will be my squad umko arsar Age of War rager mugia and mamtay I’m back Cynthia I’ve prepared I have the strongest fusions in the world and you will not stop me again you’re silly boring tomb is weak to talk that thing is ice type togacion flesh Cannon after the light boom they poor chomped I know you’re typing now and you are very weak to Grass he’s got a berry he lived because of the berry oh it didn’t matter I pedal danced again my shiny ma’am day will take you down with ice fang sit down a ridiculous Milo Eon is also weak to grass you cannot stop my God starter there we go that was all I needed I simply need have my starter on the squad suppose you’ve already made up your mind there’s something else I could do to convince you know what was so scary that you had to stop me what my legs feel extremely heavy what are you Beast it’s too agitated oh come on why does the world continue to Dunt me fine I’ll just kill it oh ow okay the Pokémon with Arcus is part of it has got to be good at this right set up some leech seeds for oh that kind of hurt oh Iron Tail missed though okay and if I can least see to all of them ow you know it’s fine I’ve got Age of War okay I took one part down and it took down age of R so that that kind of sucks um is Aura Sphere super effective on valiant it is Aurora time is that’s huge another Aura Sphere on D yes now aero blast boom nothing can stop Dr fuse Advantage into another dimension porous what your triple fusion machine is now operational why didn’t you call me team Marcus when she was unstable so I molded it to make it better the version takes the DNA for three Pokémon and combines it to create a clone a clone I’m an expert in cloning too do I what do I do I think the first one to try is of course the three Pokémon that used to be one Pokémon this egg will add you to a creature called zekiel sharam I must hatch it at once I need the triple fusion my gosh oh my God it’s happening after so long a triple fusion in the palm of my hands whoa the original Dragon it’s a couple typed Pokémon let’s do more and raccoon oh coyote on Quasar he’s got such little arms though and another yeah so it feels so good to have these dude and it’s got all of Sinnoh on its back incredible oh old mental becomes oh it’s break dancing finally Ivy malortals final form oh my God it’s enormous incredible Venus toys odd we have oh but or kipko is evolving into grommarskin okay cool grow marskin becomes oh swamp delicate wait hold on what is it licking look at that thing it’s Sleek as hell the next triple fusion to hatch oh Dior sector oh my god well it appears I’ve done it I Dr fuse a scientific and definitely not mad genius have achieved triple fusion entirely by myself with no help from other scientists who did most of the work it was all me okay my name will be immortalized in the science Halls of Brilliance and now is my reward for reaching the Pinnacle of scientific genius I can take a freaking break I am so tired I’ve been through so much how these goggles give me a headache…
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