The THICCEST COMMANDER TIER LIST in Rise of Kingdoms! (pls don’t be mad)
today we’re gonna be making a tier list
of the thickest rise of kingdoms walrus because I am incredibly cringe
what’s going on guys cheers, okay so a couple of weeks ago I had a live stream
okay and in that live stream I jokingly threw out the idea like oh I should make a tier list
of the thickest babes in the rise of kingdoms and since I made that comment I’ve had some people
who have reminded me that it’s time that I make that video and now I just feel obligated and also
who’s cringe enough to make this type of content besides me I feel like it has to be me I gotta do
it someone’s gotta do it it’s gotta be me, okay so here we are we’re in the tear maker we got all
the beautiful commanders and walrus and other characters that are in the game here you can see
in the bottom right we didn’t just limit it to only commanders okay there are plenty of women in
this game that we’re gonna be talking about okay now full disclaimer all right and I feel this
is weird but I gotta say it I’m gonna assume that all these characters are adults, okay we’re
on the same page there all right FBI if you’re watching please listen okay these are their
just cartoon characters so you don’t gotta throw me in jail all right so I listen I know this looks
bad it’s pretty [ __ ] cringe as it is let’s just let’s just get on with it okay I feel obligated
we got to go ahead and do this I don’t know why these two don’t have an icon here okay
I couldn’t find their icon in the game files so I know they exist I’m just super lazy and I just
threw this together so thumbs up to the video for being a lazy piece of garbage anyway okay first
we’re starting with mark’s woman okay she’s fierce she’s a savage okay she’s a peacekeeper
and she’d she do be kind of thick okay just I mean let’s just keep it real it
is what it is just you can look at it with your eyes you can see I think mark’s woman is
a great-looking character okay do I think she’s s t or not I don’t think she quite makes the str i
think she’s a solid b I think she’s just right up just right down the middle she’s she looks great
she’s perfect but she’s not like exceptionally well designed or anything like that okay so mark’s
woman solid beats here and I think it’s good that we start with a b tier right I think it’s good
that we kind of set the baseline right there right down the middle boom marks women is our baseline
b tier commander okay next we’re moving on to Timo dozen this controversial character was redesigned
okay I did find many images of her online with the complete uh white makeup on her face I don’t know
the backstory there if you know the backstory you can comment down below but they changed her okay
she’s got a great outfit on I don’t know when it comes to like archery right what do these
leggings have to do with it it has nothing to do with archery I don’t think I know I’m no
professional when it comes to archery but I think this is just because she wants to look good and
and she’s nailing it okay she’s got the kimono the ratio of the hips to the waist is let’s just
To be honest, here it is an unreasonable expectation for women but the great news we are not rating real
women we’re rating characters because that’s how pathetic we are anyway I think her design is
perfect okay I don’t know how I could make time even better than she already is okay she is
gonna go right in the s tier she’s our first s tier waifu in Rhiza kingdoms baby moving on to
Sarka okay Sarka has her animation and I think she’s one of the only if not the
only elite tier commander that has her little animation cut scene and that’s because
she’s gorgeous okay she’s beautiful she’s wooing all the men, okay, and then she’s killing
they and that’s kind of badass but also I feel like I wouldn’t trust her you know I just
feel like I wouldn’t trust her she also looks a little bit on the older side is that just
me I think she looks a little bit old also her hair is like what’s going on there okay
if we watch that again beautiful uh legs cringe anyway her hair is kind of funky i
don’t know what’s going on there with the two long-like things but there’s no doubt that
she is an absolute badass she’s a savage she’s got the figure I think she’s got a couple of drawbacks
I also feel like she’s kind of a bad [ __ ] and I feel like she’d cut me okay so
we’re gonna put her in the eight eights here she’s beautiful but you know I don’t know
there’s just kind of sketchy I think you know I think she’s kind of a little bit sketchy so we’re
gonna throw her in a that’s why she’s not in the s tier okay let’s move on to Constance another busty
blonde here the in the elite category all right so I don’t know what’s going on there but it is
what it is she’s undoubtedly beautiful I think her staff here is kind of stupid okay like it’s kind
of like a dumb [ __ ] thing that you would do you know I just don’t understand this it’s obviously
not going to help you in war does she have some sort of degenerative like bone disorder can she
not walk without this cane I don’t know the back story there okay so if that’s the case don’t make
a hate thread in the comment section below okay I’m not trying to be insensitive I just think this
kind of looks uh like the day you know it kind of looks dorky it looks stupid all right but besides
that she besides her choice of uh of staff I think she’s quite beautiful okay let’s just let’s
To be honest, she’s got similar features to being sarcastic but she looks sweet she’s like a nice girl you know
she’s like someone that you would like to introduce your parents to or whatever but that also
makes her kind of boring so we’re gonna drop her in a tear, okay she’s beautiful but she i
don’t know I feel like I’d get kind of bored of Constance if we’re going to be completely honest
here next up we got day chan from dynasty warriors, okay and she is an absolute babe let’s just keep
it let’s just call it how it is okay she’s an absolute babe her choice of attire here is
is perfect again her body proportions are ridiculous it’s just actually just kind of
stupid in a way right but that’s the art style of the game she’s beautiful I don’t have
any bad things to say other than like maybe this bow-on-the-top kind of look comes on really like
come on you know that’s a little bit ridiculous other than that I’m sort of getting a little bit
of Ariana grande vibes is that just me I don’t know the weapon choice here is kinky at best let’s
just be honest it’s kind of a whip all right she’s she’s getting ready to whip you and sign
me up okay Diao chan ester let’s be real ester you don’t you’re not disagreeing with me are you come
let’s be honest next up is Joan of arc and this is probably a fan favorite okay
she’s one of the dogs she’s good in the game just objectively she’s powerful
for a commander super thick okay let’s just your armor is not hiding anything Joan
okay you’re quite thick and we can tell uh but you also mean business right she’s got her hair
in the in tied up because she’s like going to war like you’re gonna die and she’s okay with
that’s right so she’s all business I feel like she you know maybe wouldn’t be that fun if she’d
just be like very you know like if she lived in today’s day and age she’d be wearing like a suit
and she would like to be you know work at like a big accounting firm or something you know I just
feel like she’s very strict very business-like she’s kind of a workaholic that’s kind of what
I’m getting at here so I’m going to put her in the aids here all right think she’s a little bit
more boring than the other ones on the top here she’s great looking I’ll probably put her
at the top of the eights here let’s just be clear there okay next up we got Kira or
Kira, I don’t know how exactly you would pronounce it don’t yell at me in the comments section below
please see another one young wild and free okay honestly she kind of looks like she
might smell a little bit okay humongous uh it is what it is those strings aren’t really
they’re like they’re doing god’s work to keep this all together okay but besides that she
looks like she would probably drink soup out of uh a skull or something you know what i
mean and to me, that is just absolutely like animalistic savagery uh it’s for some people it’s not for me
certainly, if I ordered something and they bring me the wrong thing at a restaurant she’d be the one
to tell the manager right um which is great but you know I don’t know it just seems like a lot
also, she’d probably stab me so Kiara putting her in the seat here I’m not interested in you
no, I’m not interested a lot is going on there and I’m not gonna be involved
next up is Boudicca okay we got boot like she’s got that nickname for a reason she’s definitely
kind of thick okay she’s there in the thick department here’s the
the thing about Boudicca okay she’s given me neighbor next door a girl next door vibes right
she’s cute you’ve known her since kindergarten right you know she’s just a very friendly type
of girl you borrow flower from her when you run out you know she’s just nice she got the flowers
in her hair you know what I mean she’s there for you when you need her but you’re not that
interested in her you know that’s just me that’s the vibes that I’m getting here okay she’s very
cute she’s a lovely girl okay lovely woman let’s just uh you know I don’t know I’m gonna put
her in the b category okay next up we have queen Tamar of Georgia and she kind of looks like a [
__ ] let’s just come you know like she kind of looks like she’s she knows she’s better than
you but she’s kind of a [ __ ] about it you know she’s got the figure but her personality
just completely turns you off her chin is held high like she is almighty she is a queen of course
which means if you marry her you will be rich huge plus there that means you can be a stay-at-home
dad and play rise of kingdoms all day but again I just think we’d get into a lot of a lot of
arguments uh she’d bet she’d be very headstrong about her opinions even if she’s wrong also
what’s this chin strap she’s got going on here boring hairstyle not r fan of queen Tamar
of Georgia I just don’t think the chemistry’s there I’m gonna put her in the d category huge
turn-offs there I don’t know just weird vibes okay am I crazy am I the only one who feels that
way let’s move on to matilda she’s a duchess okay she has every reason to keep her head held high
and uh yet she’s not okay she’s also giving me the same sort of vibes as Budd chica it’s like you
know your best friend’s a wife that’s what I think of when I see matilda okay she’s sweet she’s
attractive you know you see what people see in her and everything she’s got the big beautiful eyes
no chin where’d her chin go you know what I mean I don’t understand where her chin is her neck
doesn’t exist either beautiful but just more of a friend you know I’m gonna put her in the
b category as well uh I think she’s yeah she’s at the bottom of the b category I think that’s my
personal opinion next up we have ethel fled who is the first legendary that we’re gonna be talking
about today and for good reason okay ethel fled is an absolute babe not only is she ready to get down
to business, she’s ready to kill your enemies okay she’s got incredible you know figure is what
I’ll say she’s beautiful she’s got a dead animal on her shoulders so that’s kind of weird I’m gonna
To be honest with you that’s gonna knock her down a couple of points for me but she’s still in the
a tier okay, in fact, I’m gonna put her right uh right here she’s gonna be right here in the eights
here Joan I think is a little bit better okay it was a little bit better but ethel fled beautifully
the character next up we got a mandatory okay and she is renowned for being thick let’s just yeah it’s
obvious okay you know it I know it everyone knows it she’s just she’s thick in every in
every aspect everywhere you look at her but also she’s kind of got the forearms like she’s kind
of jacked she would beat me in an arm wrestling contest okay she’d beat the [ __ ] out
of me, she could probably kill me in hand-to-hand combat even without her weapons
she’s powerful she’s confident but not in the same [ __ ] way that that queen Tamar of Georgia
are you know at least that that’s not how I’m feeling when I’m looking at her she seems really
powerful okay like she’d bet she’d be wearing the pants in the relationship so a
mandatory a rank here next up is artemisia the emo punk girl that
you had a crush on in high school it is okay look at the piercings here the jet-black hair with
the eye makeup she’s got the jet black eyebrows and the lipstick and everything like that she is
every emo boys fantasy and she’s mine as well she is beautiful like just choke me okay [ __ ]
choke me just end it all right I’m ready it’s fine I’ve seen enough of this world just artemisia
you can step on me it’s fine I’m down with it she’s top of the s tier for me okay just she
looks like she would emotionally destroy me and but in a way that I would be willing to just
do it the rest of my life you know what I mean so ruin my life artemisia please let’s move on
to Cleopatra, Cleopatra has some pretty big um eyes which are beautiful right they’re big
beautiful eyes and I love it okay I love Cleopatra she looks gorgeous she’s regal but she carries
it will like it just fits her like a warm coat okay her royalty just is it looks good on her okay
not sure what these uh these sort of tools are she’s holding okay these are obviously like
religious something or others they look like toys I don’t understand that but undoubtedly
Cleopatra is beautiful and she’s a queen so she’s rich and she runs an entire empire which is
great I’m a huge fan of that Cleopatra is gonna go to the bottom of the s tier I think she deserves
I think she does something about the uh something about the eyes it’s just she’s now
she nails it okay next up we’ve got yad vega yad Vigo looks like that and that just brings
the mac and cheese to dinner you know you have a family gathering she’s got the great mac and
cheese she brings it everyone loves it it’s yad Vigo right that’s what she looks like to me that’s
what that’s the vibes I’m getting here very sweet great cook overall wonderful woman uh
underneath that crown, I feel like she’s got a big forehead you know what I’m saying I just feel like
she’s got a five head you know what I mean uh and for that reason I’m not I’m not
super like turned on here you know I don’t get the whole get up with the dress and
the fur what are these look like feathers coming out here I don’t like her fashion sense really
uh and just overall like she’s a lovely woman she probably has a great desk job you know what I mean
responsible has modest achievements and whatnot but overall I don’t know if she’s gonna go herein
the in the sea tier at the bottom of the seat here, okay she’s fine it is what it is now
here’s the thing about Mulan okay it’s just it is what it is all right it is what it is we’re not
even going to entertain this Mulan is going to be you know what we’re not ranking Mulan we’re
not ranking she’s not going on the list okay she’s not going on the list don’t be weird okay
I’m gonna get so much hate for this video but guys this might be my last video drop a thumbs
up on it just in case okay follow my second uh channel in case I get canceled anyway next
up is a sundeck, okay and sundeck see now you got me reading the history in case she’s
like [ __ ] 14 or some [ __ ] okay I don’t know I don’t know anything about her okay so forgive me
she just does not look innocent okay and I want to find out more that’s that that’s what these
eyes are telling me I don’t know why it’s just we’re making direct eye contact right now like are
we flirting right now sindoor that’s kind of okay call me no okay so sundeck gorgeous
she’s beautiful to let’s just she’s beautiful okay sundeck is gonna go uh above Cleopatra and uh
you know what I think about Dao chan I think she’s she’s right up there okay she is right up
there let’s move on to Theodora now Theodora is uh she looks like your grandmother okay she looks
like she’s kind of uh she’s kind of a cougar to let’s be real okay she’s kind of a cougar
very confident she’s a boss ass [ __ ] okay she’s a boss ass [ __ ] she is she looks kind of old
okay so she’s been around the block this is your mother this is your grandmother okay but despite
her age she is beautiful she’s gonna go in the seat here she’s going in seats here I’m okay
with that I’m okay with how she’s looking okay she could be a little bit older it’s fine she could
she could show me the ropes all right let’s move on to tamaris now I don’t know what’s going on
with these cheekbones and her massive eyes but she looks like an alien to me she kind of looks like
an alien, in my opinion, okay I don’t know I mean she just kind of looks like she’s a warrior
um the helmet’s kind of dorky I don’t know what this shield she has behind her I’m not I
don’t understand that I don’t know I’m not feeling it tamaris I’m not gonna
lie okay I’m not super I don’t understand the design here I don’t understand the fashion
sense so I’m gonna put her at the top of the d tier it is what it is I just don’t know if it’s
not you’re not it’s not my it’s not for me okay next up we got wu hippie shack zit-can okay woo zit can is also
giving me sort of grandmother vibes right she likes to make sure that you eat when you come
to the family dinner that’s what she that’s the vibes that I get okay it looks like she’s not
letting you leave her home until you eat food she also looks like a boss ass [ __ ] she looks
royal huge forehead by the way she’s also got a five head and I don’t understand what this
A headdress thing is going on here not doing it for me okay not a huge fan of woozy tian
I’m gonna put her um probably she’s the least uh attractive character here maybe yeah no
I don’t know I’m gonna just keep it 100 with you guys let’s move on to Zenobia oh my goodness
it’s Zenobia the moment I have been waiting for who Zenobia she is my girl Zenobia is she’s
beautiful she’s beautiful to look at the curly black hair she is she’s smiling she looks cute but
she’s also you know underneath this armor she probably got a body she probably does let’s
just keep it a hundred okay she looks beautiful everybody loves Zenobia she’s also powerful
in the game she’s meta okay so she’s useful and resourceful she’s also a queen so
she’s rich I mean Zenobia is every man’s dream it is what it is okay absolutely beautiful she
is gonna come up here I think she’s gonna be probably right here I think she’s she’s
up there in the s-tier top three for sure next up we got what is this Astrid what’s her name
she’s one of those rolly bosses, okay and she’s just got two little pans over her titties she’s
got humongous big titties and they’re covered by frying pans that’s what it looks like to me the
hairstyle is a little bit wild she also looks like she could beat the [ __ ] out of me probably has
more testosterone than me if I’m being 100 with you guys, okay so I don’t I’m not I’m that’s not
for me, I’m probably gonna put her like you know what I’m gonna put her like I’m gonna put her
like here I think she’s there’s something about her that I would wanna hang out with her but
besides that not doing it for me next up, we’ve got uh Frida she is uh she’s something right
she looks like she would be like an astrology teacher at college right she looks like she would
teach you about the dark arts or some [ __ ] kind of kinky right kind of kicky but I also have no
idea how old she is is this naturally white hair gray hair or is she doing that because she’s in
touch with the spirits like I don’t know she’s got some like bones on her head I’m not sure
what’s going on here with uh with Frida but uh you know I think I’m gonna put her probably like
I’m gonna put her here I think that’s a solid ranking for Frida she’s kind of she’s kind of
weirding me out you know she looks like she’s like that that aunt who’s 45 who like comes to
the party never got the married type of thing right she just smells like incense and
sage and [ __ ] uh but not the worst thing in the world so it is what it is next up we’ve got the
the guide we’ve got the guide from the beginning of the game the guide is the cute man she’s kind of cute
she’s she looks like she’s in like a wedding dress already she’s down for
if you know what I mean um I think she’s beautiful honestly I’m gonna keep it I’m gonna keep it
real with you guys she just looks great she’s just a very basic standard looking good
looking woman it is what it is I think that’s that’s true this looks like a wedding gown type of
a portrait here okay I think she’s a great-looking character is she thick I don’t know right I can’t
tell with the dress here I wouldn’t say so I wouldn’t make it right down the middle
you know right down the middle tiny ass nose so there’s that she’s good-looking she’s
She is good-looking I think so I’m gonna put her at the back of the category because she she she kind of
looks like she’d be boring she’d have like a blog about candles you know like natural soy all
natural candles and [ __ ] she kind of looks like she would just be talking about stuff I don’t
give a [ __ ] about uh but she’s good-looking and she’s cute she’s a nice girl right lovely
a woman so that’s where I’m gonna put her there next up we’ve got the mysterious merchant over
here this is a girl that you meet at the bar and you get to do some kinky [ __ ] with okay let’s
just be real she’s good looking but she’s a wild spirit there’s no way you’re taming her okay
she’s there for a bit and then she’s gone you try to reach out to her she leaves you on
red you know what I mean but then she’ll do you later uh she gets back to you now when she
feels like it she’s a free spirit but there’s no doubt about it she’s a gorgeous look at her right
she’s beautiful big eyes she’s got a huge um uh playing cards right she plays yu-gi-oh she
loves the toon world deck right honestly she’s probably more of a harpy lady sister
type of deck if we’re being real but okay I have no idea how old she is she
could be anywhere from uh 20 to 35.
I have no clue but she’s beautiful nonetheless so I’m gonna
put her uh I’m gonna put her in the category I’m gonna put her probably about here um she’s
she’s not as real she’s not reliable enough to be in the s tier you know she’s just she’ll go see
for a bit and just do her own thing and I don’t know how dragon lantern got it I’m gonna be real
with you guys I have no idea how dragon lancer got here okay but uh why not let’s
let’s go ahead and rate dragon lancer I didn’t even realize that he was here until I just
now I must have dragged and dropped his image in there but [ __ ] dragon lands for you guys this
[ __ ] thick as [ __ ] dude this boy is a thick ass [ __ ] dude he that belt is barely holding
all of his beer in let’s be real with you guys he’s got a sword and better yet he’s got
a pipe he’s smoking that good [ __ ] okay yeah he’s a little bit old but he’s still fast as
[ __ ] boy he’s thick as [ __ ] we already know it let’s be real here dragon lancer o tier
everybody knows it you know it I know it dragon lancers a thick boy okay www.flightschoolusa.com Santa Claus is coming to
town all right and he’s smoking that good stuff so anyway guys that’s gonna do it for the tier list
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