Weirdest Victorious Episode Ever ๐คฃ “April Fools’ Blank” in 5 Minutes | NickRewind
You guys, I’m sorry I’m late, but my mom slammed my hand
on the car door! [crying] April fools. [laughing] Yeah! What are you, five years old? Really? But, today’s April fool’s day. We don’t care. April fool’s day is kinda
for, y’know, little kids. That’s how we all feel. But this school is so full
of creative people, I thought for sure April Fools’ Day would be
a big deal here. Well, it’s not! I’ll get you, my pretty.
And your little fish, too! Oh be gone. You have no powers
in this restroom. The witch sneers at Dorothy
and then exits. [laughing] Oh my…
She spoke her stage directions. Well,
what am I s’posed to do now? Well… you are in a restroom.
You could wazz. Tofu too? Tofu too. [giggling] [giggling] Oh Tofu. I’m scared…
and frightened… and afraid. Oh my goodness,
those are all synonyms. [toilet flushing] Don’t be scared, Cat. Robbie, who are you?! – Robbie.
– Oh hi, Robbie! [toilet flushing] We’re here to help you. Oh, my. [toilet flushing] Ah.
Put ’em up! Put ’em up! But what up? Your socks… they fell.
Put ’em up! Yes sir! Now, how can we help you,
Cat? Well, I just wanna get back
to class. Well, that’s easy. First, ya just punch Robbie
right in the face. Wait, was that in the movie? ‘Cause I don’t remember
getting p… What’s the big news? The Beverly Hills volcano
is about to erupt! – What?!
– In three-and-a-half minutes, this whole school’s
gonna be covered with hot lava! Do we only have
three-and-a-half minutes? The same amount of time
as a commercial break.
Well… what do we do?! I say we kiss! – Okay, c’mere.
– Not you! You. Kiss me, Tori. I want
my last three-and-a-half minutes to be spent with my face
smushed against your face. Are there any other ideas? Tori, please. All right. – Tori!
– Ooh! Andre! Have you heard?!
Have ya heard the news?! – Later!!!
– What news?! I already told you! The Beverly Hills volcano’s
about to erupt, now kiss me! – No. No, the new news!
– What new news?! The Beverly Hills volcano
has retired and moved to Florida. Well, hey there Tori. Hey. Oh, why the sad boo-boo face? I guess I was
just really looking forward to April fool’s day, and…
I’m disappointed
that everybody ignores it. Well, then I guess somebody’s gonna have
to get tickled. No, don’t. I’m not in the mood. Uh-oh. I think
it’s the tickle bunny twins! [laughing] A’tikka tikka tikka tikka tikka! Wait, what’s happening
in the janitor’s closet? Just make sure you’re there
in the next 60– Being attacked! Ah! Great crustaceans!
Get it off me! Get it off me! [dinging] – Hey, Spencer.
– What’s up, Tori? Get ready to match the stars! Okay, one last chance.
Your sister Trina. Come on, Trina! Well… I said…
“Cut to the next scene”. โช It’s nine on the dot
And we just talk and we talk โช โช And I just want it to stop โช โช ‘Cuz aren’t we here
For the music โช โช And if you dare
Just get up out of your chair โช โช ‘Cuz this ain’t goin’
nowhere โช โช We gotta move
Or you’ll lose it โช โช All I wanna know (know)
Is when we’re letting go so โช โช We can get this record
To break (break) โช โช Why we wastin’ time (time)
We never can rewind (wind) โช โช All I’m tryin’ to sayโช โช Is shut up and dance โช โช Show me whatcha got
Shut up and dance โช โช Are you in or not?
You’re movin’ your mouth โช โช Baby, don’t speak โช โช Shut up and dance
If you’re into me โช โช ‘Cuz I can’t wait anymore
To get on the floor โช โช Don’t stop
Now it’s our chance โช โช To shut up and dance
‘Till we drop โช โช ‘Cuz I’m sick of this space
In between, you and I โช โช Light it up
‘Til we’re makin’ a scene โช โช Quit the talk, let it rock
If you know what I mean โช
