‘Straw men shortage’? Tears of a clown prince: So, what REALLY makes Obama cry?

Then color us heartless, because we’re not about to let this opportunityslide by.

As we told you, President Obama turned on the waterworks todayfor his mendacious presser on ending gun violence. Becauseapparently crocodile tears make the lies go down a little more smoothly. Now, after seven years of watching this guy perform for the cameras, we’ve gottenpretty well versed in his priorities and what makes him tick. And that’s why we just aren’t feeling this weeping.

But to be fair, there are plenty of other things that would make him cry. Helpful tweeters have put together an impressive list. Here’s just a sample:

So, so sad.But that’s only the beginning.

Just look at these heartbreaking scenarios:

Noooooooooo!

Well, anyway,if President Obama insists on crying in public, he should probably be more careful. Otherwise, there could be trouble:

Teehee!